what cool job from movies would you love to do (and what would suck about it)?

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I ran across an intriguing headline recently:

“7 COOL JOBS FROM MOVIES THAT WOULD SUCK IN REAL LIFE”

This is from a site called Guyism, which is exactly the sort of site you’d expect it to be and so actually includes “gangster” and “international assassin” on its list of cool movie jobs and doesn’t seem to understand why being a “globe-trotting archaeologist” or “wacky scientist” or “space smuggler” wouldn’t suck. Or at least they home in on the wrong things that would suck: sticking it to The Man so much that The Man is furious as hell at you is part of why Han Solo or Malcolm Reynolds are cool and a bonus part of their job, not a negative.

(If you’re suspecting this post is merely a pretext to post another picture of Nathan Fillion, you wouldn’t be wrong about that. Neither “movie blogger” nor “film critic” has ever been the occupation of a movie protagonist, as far as I know, but getting to post pictures of Nathan Fillion whenever you want is definitely a cool thing about the job.)

(And now I’m gonna have to write a story about a kickass movie blogger who saves the world. Don’t think I won’t.)

So let’s put a slightly more positive spin on Guyism’s concept:

What cool job from movies would you love to do (and what would suck about it)?

Dream big, and have fun.

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RogerBW
RogerBW
Mon, Sep 16, 2013 11:49am

Disaster movie scientist. Sure, I have to argue with generals who always want to nuke it (whatever “it” may be), but I get to do real science and save the world.

Tony Richards
Tony Richards
Mon, Sep 16, 2013 1:05pm

‘globe trotting archaeologist’…I think Indy himself sums up why the job would suck in The Last Crusade. “Most of your work is done in the library, we don’t follow maps to buried treasure and ‘X’ never marks the spot.” Way to take ALL of the cool stuff out of our day dreams dude.

MisterAntrobus
MisterAntrobus
reply to  Tony Richards
Mon, Sep 16, 2013 2:48pm

Depends on how much you like libraries, I guess.

Stephanie C.
Stephanie C.
Mon, Sep 16, 2013 1:17pm

Princess of Alderaan? is that a job?

PattiH.
PattiH.
Mon, Sep 16, 2013 1:20pm

Job schmob. I could look at that picture of Nathan as Mal all day.

Jess Haskins
Jess Haskins
Mon, Sep 16, 2013 5:09pm

Starship captain. (Yeah, still on that TOS kick.)

Pros: gallivanting around the galaxy.

Cons: spartan shipboard life, the burden of responsibility for hundreds of lives, emotional reserve and the need to maintain the appearance of confidence and authority, the loneliness of command, routine and extreme physical danger (at least, if you insist on leading all your own landing parties).

It’s funny, rewatching The Cage (the original pilot), I never realized before how much the episode revolves around the idea that Pike hates his life. We meet him in command on the bridge, then in like the next scene he’s downing whiskey in his quarters with the doctor and telling him about how awful his job is and how he wants to quit. This conversation sets up the rest of the episode, which is essentially a series of extended fantasies about all the things he could be doing with his life instead of captaining a ship.

Orion Space Pirate sure looks like a fun job, right? At least that’s what the holos would have you believe…

RogerBW
RogerBW
reply to  Jess Haskins
Mon, Sep 16, 2013 5:22pm

“Join the space pirates, they said. It’s a man’s life, they said…”

Captain_Swing666
Captain_Swing666
reply to  Jess Haskins
Mon, Sep 16, 2013 7:43pm

And no toilets! The only toilet I’ve ever seen on a starship was on the “Kickstart”

amazonwarlord
amazonwarlord
reply to  Captain_Swing666
Sat, Sep 21, 2013 2:18am

Firefly had a toilet.

Captain_Swing666
Captain_Swing666
reply to  amazonwarlord
Sat, Sep 21, 2013 8:15am

That’s true – I’d forgotten that. Was Firefly a starship or a spaceship? The whole series was set in a single system and we didn’t get to see it travel to other stars. So possibly it doesn’t count. Sorry that’s the Civil Servant coming out in me.

I’ll allow it (isn’t that magnanimous of me?) So that’s two.

RogerBW
RogerBW
reply to  Captain_Swing666
Sat, Sep 21, 2013 10:11am

All that nonsensical “lots of habitable worlds in the same system” stuff doesn’t show up in the series; it’s only the film that feels the need to explain. The series could be about a starship.

LaSargenta
LaSargenta
Tue, Sep 17, 2013 1:24am

Ghost Buster.

Pros: You have to ask?!

Cons: Ectoplasm

David N-T
David N-T
Tue, Sep 17, 2013 1:51pm

Spice smuggler.

Pros: Go from one end of the galaxy to the other in my sweet ride and my best buddy, needing only a good blaster by my side.

Cons: A death mark is not an easy thing to live with.

amanohyo
amanohyo
Wed, Sep 18, 2013 9:00pm

Space Station Chief of Security

Pros: Environmentally friendly – no need to waste dilithium, sit back and let the adventure come to you. The interest rates for new bucket mortgages have never been lower. Free use of bar holodeck.

Cons: Commanding Officer/Emissary constantly orating like a Christmas ham. Smarmy medical officer marries spunky first officer you had a crush on in real life. Parents are evil overlords bent on quadrant domination.

Dream Architect

Pros: Can design structures without financial or logical limitations. Get paid to bugtest puzzles and mazes. Short commute. Napping and daydreaming encouraged.

Cons: Your coworkers and boss have the combined imaginative power of Michael Bay on a heavy regimen of Xanax and Nyquil. Must be able to infodump at least five minutes straight. Excessively long hours. Excessively short hours.

KLee
KLee
Thu, Sep 19, 2013 1:37am

Shark expert–

Pros: You get to lecture everyone about sharks and explain why sharks are a critical part of the marine ecosystem and should be studied, not slaughtered.
Cons: You end up cowering behind an undersea boulder while someone else heroically kills the badass shark.

madderrose74
madderrose74
Thu, Sep 19, 2013 8:38pm

The Doctor’s companion. (Don’t tell me it’s not a job. Martha spent three months as a housemaid in Edwardian England washing floors and skivvies for the man.) Yeah, you sign on with the dashing stranger for anywhere, anywhen. Amazing foodstuffs, interesting people. You get imprisoned regularly, have your autonomy taken by various alien species and robots, or maybe you have to watch the person you love die over and over because you’re trapped in a time loop. Then one day it ends, and if you’re lucky, you’re a survivor with PTSD trapped with a cast-off clone with PTSD. Or you’re not so lucky, and you’re dead, or mind-wiped.

ebog
Sat, Sep 21, 2013 9:41am

What attracted new audiences? A name is ouch? Or an attractive content? I think the mistake that point already. Let’s all feel free to spectators