Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“misogyny 2” <-- the sequel! “afternoon permission email” “show me a vagina” “bradley cooper pissing” “a fully fully fully naked my sexy pregnant wife” “celebrity bra sizes” “liam neesons crotch” “cynthia ettinger measurements” “lesbians in leather catsuits” “movies that show lots of vaginas” <-- oh, the entitlement of the horny! “fuckin mold sucks” “why are male superheroes better than female superheroes” <-- trick question: they aren’t “does alan rickman have veneers?” “is a genuine tweed jacket urinatd on?” <-- ugh “doctor/master sweet slash” “dash cam at new egg” <-- is this like a cyberpunk Gatsby thing? “badspy porn” “do they sleep on dr who” <-- nope, they’re awake constantly, of course “dominated men.com” “entertainment sucks” <-- kinda harsh, no? “filmfilosofer” <-- close, so close “dirty slut maryan” <-- wouldn’t you like to know...
Well, some daft beggar has made a “sequel” to I Spit On Your Grave, so Misogyny 2 is probably on the cards.
Why are male superheroes often written better than female superheroes? Look at your typical comics writers. And the readers they’re trying to cater for.
Though it seems to me that several of these search queries shouldn’t have landed here at all…
My theory: Our educational system is so underfunded that people are teaching themselves to read and write by looking at text messages.