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LaSargenta
LaSargenta
Mon, Feb 16, 2015 12:28pm

That is bizarre, hilarious and fucking wierd all in one nasty package.

And the moral of the story is…don’t mess with Twilight Fan Fic?

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Maria Niku
Maria Niku
Mon, Feb 16, 2015 1:12pm

I suppose it’s a sort of a twisted badge of honour. In the world as it is now, if you’re a woman who publishes online, you ain’t anyone until you’ve got your very own death threat.

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RogerBW
RogerBW
Mon, Feb 16, 2015 3:49pm

Presumably your brainwashed legions of non-“real” men will now track this guy down and… hang on, that would probably be Dr. Rocketscience and me. Darn.

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Dr. Rocketscience
Dr. Rocketscience
reply to  RogerBW
Mon, Feb 16, 2015 4:06pm

*shifty eyes*

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althea
althea
reply to  RogerBW
Mon, Feb 16, 2015 4:11pm

We could all go. Then they wouldn’t be able to prove which one actually did it.

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Jurgan
Jurgan
reply to  RogerBW
Mon, Feb 16, 2015 4:41pm

Can I join the Legion of Non-Real Men?

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MisterAntrobus
MisterAntrobus
reply to  RogerBW
Thu, Feb 19, 2015 2:48pm

Hey, count me in. :-)

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Jurgan
Jurgan
Mon, Feb 16, 2015 4:42pm

I hate that I can say this, but I’m actually surprised this is your first death threat. Switch to reviewing video games and you’ll get a dozen a week.

There was the time someone threatened to choke you over It’s a Wonderful Life…

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MaryAnn Johanson
MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  Jurgan
Mon, Feb 16, 2015 10:50pm

I’d forgotten about that…

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Max Urai
Max Urai
reply to  MaryAnn Johanson
Tue, Feb 17, 2015 3:36pm

“Every time you threaten to choke someone, a demon gets its wings”

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LaSargenta
LaSargenta
reply to  Jurgan
Tue, Mar 10, 2015 12:50pm

OFFS. I don’t remember that…linkie?

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Rod Ribeiro
Rod Ribeiro
Sat, Feb 21, 2015 1:54am

But it’s 25% fresh in Rotten Tomatoes!!

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MaryAnn Johanson
MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  Rod Ribeiro
Sat, Feb 21, 2015 11:19am

I wonder if any of the male critics — who make up the vast majority of this field — got death threats over their reviews.

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Dokeo
Dokeo
Tue, Feb 24, 2015 12:08am

You know how they have devices that won’t let you start a car if you’re drunk? We need those for keyboards.

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