meet the Angry Woman Power Beaver

If you’ve been following the charming collection Gendered Abuse I Have Received, then you have already encountered the Angry Woman Power Beaver. A reminder for those who do not wish to dip into that morass of festering hate:

powerbeaver

Now, reader BraveGamgee has put colored pencil (I think) to paper to produce this bit of gloriousness:

angrypowerbeaver

My superhero alter ego! Thank you, BraveGamgee!

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LaSargenta
LaSargenta
Thu, Jun 18, 2015 1:36pm

I liked that the first time I saw it. Now she just needs a series of adventures…many of which actually have nothing in particular to do with her being female!

BraveGamgee
BraveGamgee
reply to  LaSargenta
Thu, Jun 18, 2015 2:04pm

That idea sounds like waaaay too much fun. I think I may need to make a side project of that. Now to figure out what MaryAnn’s superpowers are… oh, and an arch nemesis! Gotta have an arch nemesis

LaSargenta
LaSargenta
reply to  BraveGamgee
Thu, Jun 18, 2015 2:07pm

Someone who doesn’t like dams?

BraveGamgee
BraveGamgee
reply to  LaSargenta
Thu, Jun 18, 2015 2:17pm

Hmmm, maybe some kind of malevolent river god/goddess?

Danielm80
Danielm80
reply to  BraveGamgee
Thu, Jun 18, 2015 2:23pm

A sea god with a huge trident?
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I found pictures that were even less subtle.

LaSargenta
LaSargenta
reply to  Danielm80
Thu, Jun 18, 2015 2:49pm

My, what a big fork you’ve got!

LaSargenta
LaSargenta
reply to  BraveGamgee
Thu, Jun 18, 2015 2:27pm

Tethys

Tonio Kruger
Tonio Kruger
reply to  LaSargenta
Fri, Jun 19, 2015 12:13am

Or Thetis, better known to Ray Harryhausen fans as the mother of Clash of the Titans villain Calibos and the Releaser of Krakens.

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  BraveGamgee
Thu, Jun 18, 2015 8:08pm

Jeffrey Wells, whose entire reason d’etre as a film commentator is to discuss how unhot and disgusting so many women are: http://www.donotlink.com/dnjb

bronxbee
bronxbee
reply to  MaryAnn Johanson
Thu, Jun 18, 2015 9:50pm

yes, that was going to be my suggestion too… but we need to think up a good arch villain name for him!

RogerBW
RogerBW
reply to  bronxbee
Thu, Jun 18, 2015 10:03pm

The Flaming D… perhaps not.

BraveGamgee
BraveGamgee
reply to  MaryAnn Johanson
Fri, Jun 19, 2015 12:07am

For some reason, I feel like his villainous form would be that of a pig…

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  BraveGamgee
Fri, Jun 19, 2015 9:14am

Aw, but pigs are smart and resourceful.

BraveGamgee
BraveGamgee
Tue, Aug 11, 2015 10:16pm

I have no idea what inspired me to do this today, but I felt like drawing a few antagonists for Angry Woman Power Beaver

This first one is no villain at all, but is rather part of the well-meaning Law Enforcement in Rotten Tomato City. Highly suspicious of Power Beaver’s heroic deeds, and fearful of balance being maintained they are constantly accusing her of breaking the laws of RTC in hopes to get her banned from their fair city, but have yet to catch her doing anything that is actually against their laws. They tend to be vocal, yet ineffectual

And yes, the character design is lovingly ripped off of Veggie Tales

BraveGamgee
BraveGamgee
Tue, Aug 11, 2015 10:47pm

The Objectivity

Little is known about the circumstances behind the creation of these sad creatures. The self-named creatures are built with an innate fear that they don’t fit in the world due to their abstract form, and they try to fight this fear by blindly stating that they represent pure objectivity, and the rest of the world is nonsensical and odd. They hope to change all living things into abstract forms to more closely resemble themselves so they can feel more comfortable with the objective world they have created for themselves.

BraveGamgee
BraveGamgee
Tue, Aug 11, 2015 11:14pm

Miss O’Ginny

An ancient and powerful intergalactic demon. Miss O’Ginny has spent countless generations infecting the minds of the denizens of Earth to believe that women are not equal to men for no other reason than because it thinks it’s fun. Though O’Ginny is technically without gender, it feels that calling itself “Miss” is the height of humour (O’ Ginny has a monumentally stupid sense of humour), because no one can ever fight it if it identifies as female (this is its idea of logic). Most of O’Ginny’s servants are entirely unaware of the fact that they are serving it, and would be amongst the first to say that no such creature exists (which is how O’Ginny likes it). Various warriors have been called up around the world through generations to fight Miss O’Ginny’s evil, including the Angry Power Beaver. Can Miss O’GInny ever be entirely defeated? Will it be in this generation? One can only hope…

Danielm80
Danielm80
reply to  BraveGamgee
Tue, Aug 11, 2015 11:28pm

You could draw villains who are mindless creatures. (Maybe they removed their brains and installed some sort of electronic devices.) They want to force everyone they meet to shut off their brains, too. They figure the world will be a happier place if people stop overthinking things. Everyone can just sit back and enjoy a movie.

BraveGamgee
BraveGamgee
reply to  Danielm80
Tue, Aug 11, 2015 11:36pm

YES! I love that idea

BraveGamgee
BraveGamgee
Tue, Aug 11, 2015 11:35pm

Mangel the Man-Angel

Always shedding a tear for the plight of white straight men. As the self-proclaimed defender of all men, Mangel is constantly getting in Power Beaver’s way when she is trying to fight Miss O’Ginny, as he believes that Power Beaver is evil, and planning to destroy all men. Mangel believes himself to be a super-hero, and Power Beaver to be his nemesis (Power Beaver just looks at him as an annoying thorn in her side). Phrases starting with “Not *all* men…” and “Man-hating lesbian” are often heard from Man-Angel. Will Mangel ever find out that the men he’s defending are in no danger whatsoever? Will he believe that the existence of Miss O’Ginny isn’t all in Power Beaver’s head? Will he join in the fight?

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  BraveGamgee
Wed, Aug 12, 2015 11:00am

I presume you’ve heard of Not-All-Man?

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BraveGamgee
BraveGamgee
reply to  MaryAnn Johanson
Wed, Aug 12, 2015 2:43pm

I have not, but that is amazing!