I’m very behind on reviews

There are lots of reasons for this: none of them are good, and all of them are highly demotivating. I won’t go into them. Not now. Maybe later, though that will surely result in a spectacular meltdown of the burning-bridges sort. I’m not quite ready for that yet. I almost didn’t even post this.

But I will be trying to catch up in the coming weeks.

And I am trying to cheer up. That’s going to be harder than catching up. Maybe post some pictures of kittens or some other cute shit in the comments. That might help.

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Bluejay
Bluejay
Thu, Aug 04, 2016 3:23pm

Here, have a polydactyl orange kitty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRHWR-XaSfU

Lots more at The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee, which you should be visiting daily if you aren’t already. :-)

Hang in there.

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  Bluejay
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 9:57am

Those are some enormous mitts on an itty bitty kitty.

RogerBW
RogerBW
Thu, Aug 04, 2016 3:37pm

In spite of everything, good film is still getting made.

Here are two weirdly hybridised mallards, seen in my local stream:comment image

And here is a bathing dunnock (not by me, but I’ve seen them do it): http://cdn1.arkive.org/media/37/37472424-F764-4B22-A9A6-B3D2947F4A80/Presentation.Large/Dunnock-bathing.jpg

LaSargenta
LaSargenta
reply to  RogerBW
Thu, Aug 04, 2016 10:36pm

Dumb question: How do I get multiple pics in one comment with text between? It didn’t seem to work for me, which is how I ended up posting three separate times.

RogerBW
RogerBW
reply to  LaSargenta
Thu, Aug 04, 2016 10:47pm

All I did was drop the URLs into the text as I was writing it, and a few seconds later the thumbnail showed up below the editing area.

LaSargenta
LaSargenta
reply to  RogerBW
Thu, Aug 04, 2016 10:48pm

Ah, I was adding image files directly from my hard drive.

Danielm80
Danielm80
Thu, Aug 04, 2016 4:11pm

I don’t have a kitten. Would you take a gender-reversed Doctor?
comment image

Oh, and if you delay posting your Suicide Squad review, we may get fewer trolls in the comments section, so there’s that.

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  Danielm80
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 9:56am

Yup, looks like Jillian Holtzmann (whom I likened to the Doctor in my review of GB).

Bluejay
Bluejay
reply to  MaryAnn Johanson
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 2:34pm

Here’s Kate McKinnon talking about her cat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Vr5pPso2E

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  Bluejay
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 8:33pm

“My son, who is a cat.” Love her so much!

LaSargenta
LaSargenta
Thu, Aug 04, 2016 10:23pm

Here is a Travesty of Epic proportions…

There is a restaurant in Noo Yawk that seems to think this is a bagel.

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  LaSargenta
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 9:55am

I SAID CHEER ME UP, DAMMIT!

That is criminal.

LaSargenta
LaSargenta
reply to  MaryAnn Johanson
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 3:35pm

sorry

>.<

LaSargenta
LaSargenta
Thu, Aug 04, 2016 10:26pm

There is a cat in the barn in this photo. You just have to look through the door. Kinda like that sheep the Pilot drew for the Prince.

Danielm80
Danielm80
reply to  LaSargenta
Thu, Aug 04, 2016 11:20pm
MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  Danielm80
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 9:55am

Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

MarkyD
reply to  MaryAnn Johanson
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 1:01pm

I can’t find it! augh!

Bluejay
Bluejay
reply to  MarkyD
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 1:29pm

When you’re ready to give up, here it is:

http://twistedsifter.com/2016/08/cat-hidden-in-wood-pile/

LaSargenta
LaSargenta
Thu, Aug 04, 2016 10:36pm

And here is evidence of the night a red-tailed hawk slept at my place:

LaSargenta
LaSargenta
patron
Thu, Aug 04, 2016 11:27pm

And here is evidence of the night a red-tailed hawk slept at my place:

amanohyo
amanohyo
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 1:31am

1) Delicious kitten chickwich
2) Mom, I just really need to focus on fashion school right now
3) *Hic* Hold my seed and watch this
4) Cluck you mom. Cluck. You.

That’s it. That’s all I got.

amanohyo
amanohyo
reply to  amanohyo
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 2:11am

Hmm… the pictures are strangely displayed in a different order than I uploaded them. You can mix and match the lines, but let’s try these:

1) Does this hat go with my new fanny pack?
2) “I never dreamed of such happiness as this, while I was an ugly duckling.”
3) Fido loves me more than your father ever did!
4) Okay there, I did it. Where’s my clucking fifty bucks?

My meme generation skills leave much to be desired, but the pissed-off look in that chick’s eye as he stares down his oblivious mom still makes me chuckle.

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  amanohyo
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 9:54am

So cute!

Lile Rawns
Lile Rawns
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 3:10am

Know what’ll cheer you up? Two words: THE BRONZE.

Danielm80
Danielm80
reply to  Lile Rawns
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 9:08am

I’m really curious what MaryAnn will think about The Bronze. I loved it, but until now, I thought I was the only person in the world who did. It’s not everyone’s type of humor:

https://youtu.be/CWGdrr1qBcA

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  Lile Rawns
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 9:54am

I’m thinking about watching and reviewing this now that the Olympics are starting.

Nathan
Nathan
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 3:47pm

It’s okay, just watch Stranger Things instead. It’s at least fun.

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  Nathan
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 8:35pm

It’s on my list. Even though I am *very* tired of stories about boys.

Nathan
Nathan
reply to  MaryAnn Johanson
Sat, Aug 06, 2016 11:42pm

The main cast is actually split fairly evenly between men and women. Yes there are moments that made me role my eyes in regards to the younger characters but there is also some clever writing and role reversal that takes place. It’s not quite at Star Wars levels of female agency but it seems to try at least.

Danielm80
Danielm80
Fri, Aug 05, 2016 5:40pm

So it turns out that Chris Riddell is illustrating a new edition of The Lie Tree, a terrific historical fantasy that’s already won a few awards.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIuzstphgeg/

I’m posting the picture because it’s gorgeous, and because MaryAnn might enjoy the book, if she wants to take her mind off of Suicide Squad. The historical portions of the story have to do with Darwinism and the ways it made people question their religious faith and start to think about the idea of rights for women.

Here’s a little of the book:

https://books.google.com/books/about/The_Lie_Tree.html?id=PZ-dBAAAQBAJ&printsec=frontcover&source=kp_read_button#v=onepage&q&f=false