What the fuck is an Oogielove? Oh, it’s the creation of a “marketing visionary,” is it? Well, it must be good, then. *shudder*
And yes, please, let us teach children to get out of their seats and run around in a movie theater. I question the vision of a marketing visionary whose idea may well be the last straw that finally creates a multiplex environment so toxic that no one will ever want to go to the movies again.
On the other hand, perhaps we’ll get lucky, and the giant foam “children” in the film will so terrify the kiddies that they’ll just get up and run out before they learn that terrible lesson about how to properly behave in the cinema.
