trailers
behold 20th Century Fox’s brand-new Christmas trailer… for ‘Die Hard’
This is some of the finest trolling the Internet has seen to date.
from Facebook: so, forget that whole “Logan doesn’t age” thing…
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from Facebook: Frank Underwood in 2016!
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The Signal trailer: can’t stop it, apparently
“Are you from Earth?” Ha. I am sufficiently teased. Thanks, trailer.

Dark Dungeons trailer: based on the insane Jack Chick gospel tract
Because role-playing games are Satanic and involve real magic spells, and people need to know!

Peanuts (aka Snoopy & Charlie Brown: A Peanuts Movie) teaser trailer: in 3D CGI (good grief)
Commence the Charlie Brown-esque fretting.

The Other Woman trailer: take this, Bechdel Test!
We need a word or phrase that means, about women in Hollywood, the same thing that “Uncle Tom” means…

Under the Skin trailer: under her thumb
Scarlett Johansson as an alien sex predator loose in Scotland, preying on men. It’s erotic!

Oculus trailer: we see dead people… in the mirror
Starring Karen “Amy Pond” Gillan and Katee “Starbuck” Sackhoff. And the fanboys did shout, “Shut up and take our money!”