trailers
behold 20th Century Fox’s brand-new Christmas trailer… for ‘Die Hard’
This is some of the finest trolling the Internet has seen to date.
The Signal trailer: can’t stop it, apparently
“Are you from Earth?” Ha. I am sufficiently teased. Thanks, trailer.
Dark Dungeons trailer: based on the insane Jack Chick gospel tract
Because role-playing games are Satanic and involve real magic spells, and people need to know!
Peanuts (aka Snoopy & Charlie Brown: A Peanuts Movie) teaser trailer: in 3D CGI (good grief)
Commence the Charlie Brown-esque fretting.
The Other Woman trailer: take this, Bechdel Test!
We need a word or phrase that means, about women in Hollywood, the same thing that “Uncle Tom” means…
Under the Skin trailer: under her thumb
Scarlett Johansson as an alien sex predator loose in Scotland, preying on men. It’s erotic!
Oculus trailer: we see dead people… in the mirror
Starring Karen “Amy Pond” Gillan and Katee “Starbuck” Sackhoff. And the fanboys did shout, “Shut up and take our money!”
A Long Way Down trailer: the suicide comedy
If anyone can pull this off, as a writer, it’s Nick Hornby.
The Two Faces of January trailer: so I can finish falling in love with Oscar Isaac
Ooo. Sleek 60s style, intrigue in foreign lands, maybe some illicit romance? I’m in.
