Hahahaha. This happens all the time, doesn’t it? Civilians going undercover for the DA to bring down cartel warlords?
Oh my goodness, the war on drugs just sailed past obscene and immoral and has gone straight on to Hollywood silly. Yes, yes, the logical way to fix the abomination of mandatory minimum sentences and three-strikes rules is to get the Rock on the case. *snort*
I suspect that this is “inspired by true events” in much the same way that Dorothy’s dream of Oz was…



















The message to take away from this is clearly that, however much you screw up, daddy will pull your fat out of the fire.
Must remember to turn up at my local police station and volunteer to break some heads. I’m sure they’ll be overjoyed to see me.
Good Lord, is that Susan Sarandon being out-acted by The Rock?