dream cast: hypothetical ‘Simon & Simon’ movie

We tried this last week, and it was a lot of fun, so I’m continuing to test this as a regular Thursday feature. We take a book to adapt to TV or film — or a movie or TV show to remake — and we recast it with actors working today.

It’s another great 80s show this time: Simon & Simon, the 1981-8 CBS dramedy detective series about two brothers, Rick and A.J., who run a PI agency in San Diego.

Gerald McRaney played Rick, the older brother: he’s an ex-Marine Vietnam vet and a bit rough-and-tumble; he drives a pickup truck, wears a cowboy hat, and is generally the life of the party. Jameson Parker was A.J., who is smoother and more sophisticated, likes books and wine, dresses fashionably, and drives a Camaro. Mary Carver played their mother, Cecilia, who was pretty spunky and got into plenty of trouble of her own. And Tim Reid played Downtown Brown, a police detective who sometimes threw work the boys’ way, and sometimes helped them out on cases.
I have two dream casts — one if a movie stuck with the series’ dramedy spin, and one if it went more goofy.

Dramedy dream cast:

Rick: Josh Lucas
A.J.: Matthew Fox
Cecilia: Judi Dench
Downtown Brown: Don Cheadle

Goofy dream cast:

Rick: Luke Wilson
A.J.: Owen Wilson
Cecilia: Christine Baranski
Downtown Brown: Chris Rock

Who would you cast? Have fun!

This one had a catchy theme, too (though one without lyrics to get stuck in your head all day):

share and enjoy
               
If you haven’t commented here before, your first comment will be held for MaryAnn’s approval. This is an anti-spam, anti-troll, anti-abuse measure. If your comment is not spam, trollish, or abusive, it will be approved, and all your future comments will post immediately. (Further comments may still be deleted if spammy, trollish, or abusive, and continued such behavior will get your account deleted and banned.)
If you’re logged in here to comment via Facebook and you’re having problems, please see this post.
PLEASE NOTE: The many many Disqus comments that were missing have mostly been restored! I continue to work with Disqus to resolve the lingering issues and will update you asap.
subscribe
notify of
8 Comments
oldest
newest most voted
Inline Feedbacks
view all comments
dafydd
dafydd
Thu, Aug 07, 2008 9:31am

The quick-fire comedy answer is Dr.Phil and David Spade, however…

Rick: Nathan Fillion

AJ: Jason Bateman

Cecilia: Blythe Danner

Brown: Mos Def

Next up, The Rockford files re-cast…David Boreanaz in a plaid jacket and chest high trousers!

dafydd
dafydd
Thu, Aug 07, 2008 9:51am

I forgot to add that MaryAnn’s inclusion of Owen Wilson makes me think of his turn in “The Big Bounce” which had a very “updated” Magnum PI vibe to it (even though it wasn’t very good) which, as we sad 30ish folk know, was the lead in for Simon & Simon for many years.

Bill
Bill
Thu, Aug 07, 2008 9:52am

Rick: Woody Harrelson
A.J.: Vince Vaughn
Cecilia: Bea Arthur
Downtown Brown: Can’t beat Don Cheadle

Bill
Bill
Thu, Aug 07, 2008 9:54am

Though I think the brotherly pairing of Fillion and Bateman is a hell of an idea.

MaryAnn
MaryAnn
Thu, Aug 07, 2008 9:55am

Rick: Nathan Fillion
AJ: Jason Bateman
Brown: Mos Def

Yes! All much better than mine.

Karen R
Karen R
Thu, Aug 07, 2008 11:46am

Rick: Nathan Fillion/Adam Baldwin (let there be twins!)
A.J.: Sean Maher
Cecelia: Bonnie Bartlett
Downtown Brown: Ron Glass (this would be a dignified Downtown Brown, you know)

Also, you can watch eps of S&S at Hulu! I stumbled across them when I checked out the site after watching Dr. Horrible.

http://www.hulu.com/simon-and-simon

Lily
Lily
Thu, Aug 07, 2008 12:04pm

You forgot about Janet and Myron!!!

Chris Beaubien
Fri, Aug 08, 2008 4:05am

Dramedy dream cast:

Rick: Josh Brolin
A.J.: Jared Leto
Cecilia: Helen Mirren
Downtown Brown: Samuel L. Jackson

Goofy dream cast:

Rick: Bruce Campbell
A.J.: David Hyde Pierce
Cecilia: Holly Hunter
Downtown Brown: Samuel L. Jackson