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by MaryAnn Johanson

Tue, Apr 27, 2010

13 comments

I have no idea what a Justin Bieber is.

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LaSargenta

patron

Tue, Apr 27, 2010 5:25pm

It is a sweet beer in an expensive designer bottle. Not served at Mona’s. (That’s my local.)

Michael

Tue, Apr 27, 2010 5:36pm

I think it’s a 13 year old kid whom Disney has declared a heart throb for some reason.

So, kinda creepy.

Tue, Apr 27, 2010 5:42pm

It’s a heavily marketed vessel plucked from the depths of youtube, that record executives, agents, and promoters use to collect large amounts of cash from tween/teen girls.

Drave

Tue, Apr 27, 2010 5:43pm

I don’t know either, but there’s a whole photo blog devoted to lesbians who resemble him.

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

MaryAnn

Tue, Apr 27, 2010 5:56pm

I think it’s a 13 year old kid whom Disney has declared a heart throb for some reason.

I suspect Disney is planning a breeding program to repopulate the Earth, after Stephen Hawking’s aliens invade and kill us. They’re packing Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus into cryogenic capsules, and the human race will be reborn adorable and singing.

Be very afraid.

AlsoKT

Tue, Apr 27, 2010 6:07pm

I do, vaguely, partly because I have a 14 year old sister, and partly because I totally listen to Top 40 radio when I’m driving. And partly because my country is endlessly amused that we produced such an animal.

And partly because I seem to be adblocking his naked torso a lot lately. Ew.

Ken Patterson

Tue, Apr 27, 2010 6:27pm

When he was on SNL a few weeks back, my wife and I thought it was a some sort of porn name (Just in beaver), then we saw the kid and corrected ourselves…

Michael

Tue, Apr 27, 2010 7:42pm

I suspect Disney is planning a breeding program to repopulate the Earth, after Stephen Hawking’s aliens invade and kill us. They’re packing Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus into cryogenic capsules, and the human race will be reborn adorable and singing.

Be very afraid.

It’s in REVELATIONS, people!!
[/Kent Brockman]

Dustin

Tue, Apr 27, 2010 7:47pm

Disney Lab Unveils Its Latest Line of Genetically Engineered Child Stars:

http://www.theonion.com/video/disney-lab-unveils-its-latest-line-of-genetically,14268/

Newbs

Tue, Apr 27, 2010 8:32pm

waiting for bieber: twitter users desperately trying to get Justin Bieber to follow them

http://waitingforbieber.com/

(hilarious!)

by the creator of “a velociraptor is stalking michael buble” — http://bubleraptor.tumblr.com/

markyd

Tue, Apr 27, 2010 9:16pm

So the last name is pronounced BEEber, no BIber? And now I know what this kid looks like thanks to Newbs. I just heard of the latest Disney product recently on FB. One of those, “can this piece of Lint get more fans than Justin Beiber” things.
It’s all so…creepy.

Muzz

Wed, Apr 28, 2010 1:33am

I’m telling you; the only requirements for hordes of screaming barely-teen girls these days:

Publicity + Eyebrows.

That’s the whole show. Never thought I’d be wanting Zac Efron mania back. At least he seems to know what he’s doing. But I guess his life crystal is flashing away by now and Michael York is on his case.

Wed, Apr 28, 2010 8:55am

I get tired at how regular it is for people to dismiss and denigrate the taste of pre-teen and teen girls, as well as deny any agency they might have, while I have never heard a similar dismissal and denigration of pre-teen and teen boys.

When the 13 year olds boys loved Nirvana no one bats an eye. When the 13 year olds loved Madonna all of a sudden this is evidence the girls have no taste and are just helpless thralls to corporate marketing.

Very tiresome and sexist.