“You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.”
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“If I went around proclaiming myself Emperor just because some water bint thew a scimitar at me, they’d put me away.”
Who made you king? I didn’t vote for you!
You don’t vote for kings.
“Help, help, I’m being repressed!”
Here we see the violence inherent in the system.
I’ve had it, this is an anarcho-syndicalist site, I’m gonna go play with my shrubbery
but there’s some lovely filth over here
I mean really, people, supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.