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Die Hard With a Vengeance is on TNT right now, and since that’s a basic cable channel all the profanity has been tamed way down. And so Samuel L. Jackson just called Bruce Willis a “racist melon farmer.” I don’t know what that means, but it’s pretty funny. MORE: Somehow, “Yippie-kai-ay, my friend” just doesn’t … more…
Four weeks now at the top of the box office for The Dark Knight. Unbelievable. I’m willing to bet it makes it five next weekend. Here’s this weekend’s results: 1. The Dark Knight: $26 million 2. Pineapple Express: $22.4 million 3. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor: $16.1 million (dropping 60% in its second … more…
I’ll tell ya what happened: Some exec at Britain’s ITV took a look at how the BBC was printing its own money these days and started screaming at his underlings: “Get me a Doctor Who! Or least get me a Torchwood!” And one of the guys who made those way-cool Walking with… nature documentaries, in … more…
Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Must be watched! (Or download a chucky Quicktime file here.) This is what Spike tells me about the miniseries: Set in late 1920s in China, before Communist rule, Kung Fu Killer tells the story of White Crane (David Carradine), an orphaned son of Western missionaries who … more…
It’s only one tiny scene in the 1996 film Jude, but it’s kinda notable, in a totally nerdy way, because in it, David Tennant gets to taunt Christopher Eccleston (that is, Doctor No. 9): This is about the best shot I could get with both actors in it, because director Michael Winterbottom has to be … more…
Friday fun! Here’s a screen capture from one of the DVDs in my collection (and it’s definitely from a movie, not a TV show). Guess the movie for fun and, well, fun. No prizes, just bragging rights. But hey: one guess per comment — no fair hogging all the guesses.
More from the Onion News Network, and its panel show In the Know, because the Olympics start today: (Technorati tags: Onion, Beijing Olympics)
You know, I’m hardly ever offline as long as I was yesterday and into this morning, but wouldn’t you know, the one block of time I’m away from the computer is when something weird has to happen. I don’t know why everything but the center column content stopped displaying — it’s been like this since … more…
Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Yee-haw! Rednecks is so funny, Mexicans is after our white wimmen, and monster trucks is good for makin’ a man of certain limited endowments feel like a man! Also: vigilante justicks is a helluva good time! Also also: Toby Keith ain’t nuthin’ but white trash with … more…
This was my first exposure to David Tennant, at least that I can recall in hindsight. And I recall this because when I heard who had been cast to replace Christopher Eccleston in Doctor Who, the first thing I did was run screaming to my BFF and Doctor Who pal Bonnie and say, “Ohmygod, you’ll … more…
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