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Wake Up Dead Man movie review: knives way the hell out (London Film Festival 2025)

Wed, Nov 26, 2025
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Rian Johnson’s third outing with droll detective Benoit Blanc, perhaps the most memorable original new movie character in decades, is a grimly funny gothic romp through modern hot-button Americana.

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One Battle After Another movie review: où est la résistance?

Thu, Sep 25, 2025
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Brash, chaotic, full of bleak humor and bitter irony. With blockbuster vibes over an anarchic indie heart, it’s both earnest and winking. Outstanding in-flight entertainment for our societal freefall.

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Sew Torn movie review: patchwork pastiche

Fri, Jun 20, 2025
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The quirks of this slightly fantastical black-comedy crime thriller are many, varied, and messily disjointed. But there’s a delicious oddness to its unpredictability and its spin on familiar tropes.

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Fountain of Youth movie review: raiders of the lost art

Fri, Jun 06, 2025
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Hollywood has lost the ability to buckle swash. Guy Ritchie, shamelessly stealing from Indiana Jones, gives us a charmless treasure hunt that feels honed by corporate focus groups and cinematic SEO.

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Sinners movie review: bootleg vampires

Tue, May 20, 2025
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Wildly primal, big and bold, fueled by pain and rage, by community and family, throbbing with love and sex and joy, infused with magic. A sumptuously textured, unmissable howl of a passion project.

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The Apprentice movie review: Donald Trump’s origin story as a loser and a user

Thu, Feb 13, 2025
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A portrait of a weak man, humorless and friendless, desperate to be liked, desperate to be seen as someone who matters. Sebastian Stan’s brilliantly disgusting Trump is horrifically riveting.

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Red One movie review: a very copaganda Christmas

Sun, Nov 10, 2024
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Unfunny action comedy can’t even pull off sloppy Yuletide kitsch. The anti-chemistry among its likable stars is “bested” only by the ugly CGI. Have some light festive violence — you know, for kids!

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Kinds of Kindness movie review: twilight zones of contention

Mon, Jun 24, 2024
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A mad monstrosity of a movie: absurdist, enigmatic, perverse. Lanthimos’s typical grotesque humor is on full display. Yay for a film that actually attempts to capture how insane the world is today?

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Killers of the Flower Moon movie review: blood for oil (London Film Festival 2023)

Mon, Oct 23, 2023
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A great American filmmaker on a memory-holed chapter of American history at the intersection of colonialism and toxic masculinity. Massive, epic, and essential. Scorches the earth of our complacency.

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Sympathy for the Devil movie review: schtick the landing

Sun, Jul 30, 2023
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Rote cat-and-mouse thriller spins its wheels getting somewhere obvious, just so wild-eyed Nic Cage can cartoonishly Rage again. Look, the actor has found his schtick, and he’s sticking with it, okay?

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