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#Raindance2017: Black Hollow Cage, Stuck, Mukoku

Thu, Sep 28, 2017
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Quick takes from the 25th Raindance Film Festival, with public screenings in London through October 1st, 2017.

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Beauty and the Beast (2017) movie review: ever just the same, never a surprise

Tue, Mar 14, 2017
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Like a theme-park mounting of the 1991 cartoon, or the blandified pop version of an enchanting signature character tune. A watered-down pastiche of itself.

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La La Land movie review: city of stars, shining just for us

Fri, Jan 13, 2017
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A marvel. Funny and exuberant and bittersweet and cliché-busting and unexpected as hell. We are going to need more movies like this one.

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Trolls movie review: you can’t stop the cute

Fri, Oct 28, 2016
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Cute and sweet and will put you to sleep, like a diabetic coma, and then it will smack you awake with its relentlessly cheery vivid-pastel optimism.

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London Road movie review: the real world’s a stage

Fri, Jun 12, 2015
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No one has done a musical like this before, keeping an uneasy beat to craft a dark replica of scared community spirit in the wake of a shocking crime.

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The Last Five Years movie rating: red light

Thu, Apr 16, 2015
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An unpleasant couple sings ridiculously on-the-nose lyrics about the collapse of a romance that we are given no way to sympathize with or understand.

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Annie movie review: abandoned child

Wed, Dec 17, 2014
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Quvenzhané Wallis is adorable and Cameron Diaz is a hoot. But the movie is energetic yet bland, inoffensive and instantly forgettable.

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Rio 2 review: jungle feeble

Thu, Apr 03, 2014
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This is what passes for a children’s movie these days: a 1950s sitcom drawn in pretty tropical CGI colors with a few mostly forgettable songs tossed in.

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Muppets Most Wanted review: that’ll do, frog

Wed, Mar 19, 2014
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Kermit the Frog takes on his biggest challenge yet: dual roles. And truly puts the villain in vaudevillian.

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The Muppets review: are we not men? we are weirdoes

Wed, Mar 19, 2014
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What is a Muppet? Is it something one is born? Is it something one chooses? Is it a state of mind? Is it a lifestyle?

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