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(It will look here like I’m trying to condense a lot of stuff — my “week at the movies” posts, my “DVD alts” posts — into one package, and that isn’t quite the case. Or maybe it is. Bear with me as I try to figure out what the hell I’m doing and what the … more…
Crazy MPAA ratings are so much fun! Have you seen the warnings regarding Babies? It’s rated PG for cultural and maternal nudity throughout Trying to parse this is a blast. I suppose it means that all the naked boobs are not meant to titillate but merely to provide nourishment to all the babies, but that … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Any trailer that starts with “They are the world’s greatest mercenaries…” had better turn into a parody at some point. I kept waiting for that to happen, and even as it appears to turn into a convention of washed-up action heroes — Dolph Lundgren? Dolph Lundgren is … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… It’s like The Young Victoria, but with leis and pineapples. Princess Kaiulani opens in the U.S. and Canada on May 14; no U.K. release date has been announced.
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… As is typical with Disney films, embedding of this trailer is disabled for the domestic version by the U.S. arm of Disney… but Disney U.K. is, for some bizarre reason, happy to have site owners like me give the film free advertising. So: Jerry Bruckheimer and videogame … more…
Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun. “Jason and Amber were reasonably sure they still had a shot at winning the Mary and Joseph lookalike contest even though they’d lost baby … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Ooo, sparkly! Is this gonna the Summer of Sparkle, what with Edward the Sparkly Vampire and the Sex and the City gals with their bedazzled lifestyles? Wait, what? Dubai? They’re going to Dubai?! The country with “decency” laws so strict that having sex with your spouse can … more…
It’s hip to be square. Home-ma-gawd, we have so many stars in our little movie here, the only way we can get them all on the poster is to do a Brady Bunch thing. (singing!) It’s the story Of a lovely movie That was so packed full of like the most totally awesome gorgeous movie … more…
If anyone had asked you, a decade ago, to predict who would be the biggest star of 2010, you might have said Jim Carrey. Or Tom Hanks. Or Tom Cruise. They headlined the biggest movies of 2000, after all (respectively, Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas — yes, that was the biggest movie of … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… The final final final trailer before the film’s release. Could you die or what? Oh my god, it’s gonna be in IMAX?! I’ll be able to see Edward and Jacob 70 feet tall! *swoon* I think I’ll die right there on the spot. Surely there will be … more…
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