It’s hip to be square.
Home-ma-gawd, we have so many stars in our little movie here, the only way we can get them all on the poster is to do a Brady Bunch thing.
It’s the story
Of a lovely movie
That was so packed full of like the most totally awesome gorgeous movie stars that you’re gonna be so jealous, ha!
(no more singing)
At least we didn’t have to cram them into a three bedroom house with only one bathroom. Man, that would suck for them.