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2014 theatrical releases

Ilo Ilo review: maid in Singapore

Fri, May 02, 2014
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A lovely, intimate drama of family dynamics under stress, offering an intriguing peek into previously unseen Singaporean middle-class life.

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Plastic review: movie declined

Fri, May 02, 2014
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Preposterous and charmless, this heist flick purports to be based on a true story and hopes to invoke a Robin Hood vibe, but I’m not buying any of it.

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Blue Ruin movie review: what fresh hell is this

Thu, May 01, 2014
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A riveting Southern gothic revenge thriller that seems to be over in the first 20 minutes, and then finds horrific new places to take you.

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Brick Mansions review: bombs away

Thu, May 01, 2014
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This absurd and pointlessly convoluted remake of a decade-old French action flick feels dated and out of step in more ways than one.

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Pompeii rating: yellow light

Wed, Apr 30, 2014
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Instantly forgettable but more than passable as a diversion; solid B-movie cheese that’s like Titanic-lite meets Gladiator-lite.

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On My Way (Elle s’en va) review: life goes on and on

Wed, Apr 30, 2014
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A beautifully observant meander through the difficulties and discoveries of wise but still confused advanced age, led by a gorgeous, vital, 70-odd Catherine Deneuve.

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Knights of Badassdom rating: red light

Tue, Apr 29, 2014
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Supernatural slasher haunts a live-action role-playing game. The cast is clearly having fun, but none of it rubs off on us.

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The Legend of Hercules rating: red light

Tue, Apr 29, 2014
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Kellan Lutz is the demigod’s density in Renny Harlin’s MST3K-ready retelling of the classical legend. Think Jesus with muscles, by the power of Greyskull.

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The Final Member review: collectile dysfunction

Fri, Apr 25, 2014
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The world’s only penis museum is no joke, but there’s plenty funny (and enlightening, and poignant) in this sweet portrait of a man dedicated to completing his life’s work.

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The Love Punch review: below the belt

Fri, Apr 25, 2014
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The jokes are as creaky as the aching bunions and bad backs onscreen, but Emma Thompson and Pierce Brosnan are incandescent together.

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