The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug trailer: an epic of epic epicness
By god, Peter Jackson is going to squeeze all the epicness he can out of The Hobbit, even if it kills us.
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Hummingbird (aka Redemption) trailer: starring Jason Statham as Jason Statham
Except Jason Statham has a friend who’s a nun here, so this will be more arty than the usual Jason Statham film. Or I can hope, anyway.
The Heat redband trailer: leaving me cold
When even the movies starring women make fun of men for being girly, we’re in big trouble.
Trap for Cinderella trailer: psycho lesbian is psycho?
These girls today, with their obsessive homosexy relationships and their arson…
Fruitvale Station trailer: the true story of Oscar Grant
Aw, crap. This is gonna be a tough film to watch, isn’t it?
Violet & Daisy trailer: hit girls reconsider kicking ass
This looks potentially interesting — Saoirse Ronan is always fascinating to watch, for one — but the fact that it’s been sitting around since 2011 perhaps isn’t a great sign.
Monsters University trailer: it’s scary how blah it is
I am just not getting any sort of vibe off of this. I mean none at all.
Machete Kills trailer: trained to kill, left for dead, resurrected for a sequel
Can this be as hilarious as Machete?
The Bling Ring trailer: girls gone entitled
Oh man, there’s so much here that is screaming out to be satirized: celebrity worship, rampant consumerism, the mass drugging of children into submission…
This Is the End greenband trailer: because the redband spoils too much
I’ve often found myself wondering, Which celebrities would survive the Apocalypse? Now we know.
