makes me long for Michael Bay-esque coherence (Pacific Rim trailer)
Shorter this trailer: Monsters! But we are awesome.Then we suck. Surprise! We get awesome again.
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at least it has Luke Evans (Fast & Furious 6 trailer)
“We talkin’ vehicular warfare.” You know that’s how they pitched this script…
men in (funeral) black (R.I.P.D. trailer)
He’s a dead guy in a cowboy hat. The other he’s a newbie corpse. They’re cops!
is Michael Bay prepping another apology? (Pain & Gain redband trailer)
Maybe if you’re as dumb as the morons this movie is about you’ll find find its mix of taser jokes, midget taunting, and verbal gendered abuse of children amusing.
Colin Firth! now with Manic Pixie Dream girlfriend (Arthur Newman trailer)
So glad to see Emily Blunt getting one of those coveted Manic Pixie Dream Girl roles…
2013: London’s year to be devastated (Thor: The Dark World trailer)
First it was total anihilation in G.I. Joe: Retaliation; then will come some sort of terrorist bombing in Star Trek Into Darkness; and here we see Greenwich getting torn up by, apparently, an alien ship.
what the world needs now? more gay stereotypes (I’m So Excited trailer)
Remind me again why Pedro Almodóvar is some kind of cinematic genius…
Michael Shannon is all mobbed up (The Iceman trailer)
At some point, someone is going to tell the entire history of the New York metropolitan area in the 20th century entirely through the eyes of the mafia.
best exotic Italian holiday wedding (Love Is All You Need trailer)
It’s nice that there are suddenly lots of films aimed primarily at people who aren’t teenagers.
apparently “the Nancy Meyers movie” is now a genre (The Big Wedding trailer)
It seems the problems of rich white folk do amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world…
