Maybe if you’re as dumb as the morons this movie is about you’ll find find its mix of taser jokes, midget taunting, and verbal gendered abuse of children amusing.
This won’t open in the U.K. till August, so I had been blissfully unaware that there was a new Michael Bay movie on offer. But now I face a big mystery: Michael Bay has been apologizing for Armageddon but not for this?