Safe (trailer)
This movie has completely changed my attitude toward Jason Statham. But I’m not supposed to be saying anything yet…
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Rock of Ages (trailer)
Tom Cruise sings! Tee-hee!
Easter Parade (retro trailer)
Where today there are cavalcades of explosions, pratfalls, and punchlines, once there were cavalcades of silly song-and-dance numbers.
Transit (trailer)
What’s that? A man’s pretty blonde wife is threatened by bad guys? I have never seen a movie like this before in my entire life.
The Lucky One (trailer)
Nicholas Sparks, I hate you, and I hate your ass-face books, and I hate the ass-face movies they get turned into.
Safety Not Guaranteed (trailer)
Color me intrigued. Time travel, hints of romance, and soup. What’s not to love?
Think Like a Man (trailer)
Basically, everyone should act like a relationship is warfare that must be strategized and maneuvered. No thanks.
Total Recall (trailer)
Aww, we’re not going to Mars again? What’s the point of remaking the movie if we’re not gonna go to Mars again?
Monumental: In Search of America’s National Treasure (trailer)
Oh, Kirk Cameron. If you identify with the pilgrims so much, why not go start your own crazy religious colony somewhere?
Headhunters (Hodejegerne) (trailer)
Yes, that’s Jaime Lannister, but he’s subtitled here…
