trailer break: ‘World Invasion: Battle Los Angeles’
I love the new trailer. Much more intense than the first trailer, which was pretty intense…
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trailer break: ‘Vanishing on 7th Street’
Everyone else has been raptured. They’re in the Matrix. They’re actually the ones who are dead and can’t admit it. Aliens are playing a trick on Planet Earth.
trailer break: ‘Ironclad’
This is a thing lately: medieval British action movies…
trailer break: ‘Outcasts’
Ooo, I’m really looking forward to this one. The BBC does science fiction so well. Here’s the premise…
retro trailer: ‘A Hard Day’s Night’
As we ponder the imminent arrival on our screens of the spectacle that is Justin Bieber: Never Say Never, let us pause to consider that he is hardly the first musically inclined young man that young ladies have screamed their heads off over…
trailer break: ‘Orgasm Inc.’
Ooo, your market is so huge. How did you get it so big? Oh, you’re faking it. That’s cheating…
trailer break: ‘Frankie & Alice’
Halle Berry was nominated for a Golden Globe for her performance here without anyone, it seems, apart from the members of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association having seen the film…
trailer break: ‘The Last Lions’
Kittehs! Oh the fluffy cute kittehs! Enjoy them now before they go extinct!
trailer break: ‘Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son’
In which Martin Lawrence is punished for daring to transgress the gender boundaries of our hidebound culture with its narrow notions of what makes a man a man, and what makes a man an idiot who dresses in a granny fat suit, by getting whacked in the nuts.
trailer break: ‘Drive Angry’
“Hell already is walking the earth.” Yes, it’s Nicolas Cage as Grandpa Action Hero. From hell. In 3D.
