Faulty Towers: The Dining Experience — the review
Replicates the abusive experience of being served a meal by noted hotelier and ball of rage Basil Fawlty in his Torquay lodging establishment. It is an absolute riot.
Brady Bunch
question of the day: Who else is fed up with weirdly unfunny big-screen remakes of tired old TV shows?
Yes, this was prompted by Dark Shadows…
question of the day: Have we reached a point of cultural stagnation?
We’re due for 90s nostalgia… but I have no idea what that should look like. I figured it was just because I’m old enough to remember the 90s as an adult, but other feel the same way…
question of the day: What are the best and worst movies derived from TV shows?
Most disappointing, too, if that doesn’t fit into the “worsts” category for you…
Bridesmaids (review)
Progress! Hollywood has recognized the comedic value of women! If you’ve had it up to here with movies all about fat dudes who are disgusting and crude and that’s all extra funny cuz they’re fat, then behold: Bridesmaids features not one but two very overweight women who will gross you out with their flab, their sexual desires, their farts, their inability to recognize the personal space of others, and other revolting things that are doubly hilarious coming from fatties!
poster convergence: ‘Mother and Child’ and ‘Valentine’s Day’
It’s hip to be square. Home-ma-gawd, we have so many stars in our little movie here, the only way we can get them all on the poster is to do a Brady Bunch thing. (singing!) It’s the story Of a lovely movie That was so packed full of like the most totally awesome gorgeous movie … more…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie’
Looks like Disney has jumped on the Harry Potter bandwagon: The most magical event of the year is now even bigger, with more thrilling adventure! Wizards Of Waverly Place The Movie Extended Edition features exclusive footage, behind-the-scenes bonus and awesome extras that take you deeper into the mysterious world of wizardry! Embark on a supernaturally … more…
dream cast: hypothetical ‘Three’s Company’ movie
It’s Thursday, so it’s time for another Dream Cast, in which we take a classic movie or TV show — perferrably something with Xer appeal that we can either trash or have fun with — and recast a hypothetical (or sometimes not so hypothetical) remake with actors working today. This week: Three’s Company, the 1977-84 … more…
Step Brothers (review)
Finally, here is a movie that satirizes the trend that’s all the rage now: men wallowing in adolescence through their 30s.
Starsky & Hutch (review)
It’s probably a good thing that there isn’t, cuz the culties would be disappointed in this new *Starsky & Hutch.* The only thing that’s even remotely ‘Starsky & Hutch’ about this goofy adaptation is the red and white Ford Gran Torino.
