question of the day: What 2013 movie are you most looking forward to?
Let’s get our geek on for the coming year!
Dwayne Johnson
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2nd trailer, plus notes from a footage reveal)
What we see here, it seems to me, is a blockbuster made more for a global audience than a solely U.S. one…
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (review)
Crams three times the hoo-hah of the first film into a 3D CGI theme-park ride, yet reduces itself to one-third the fun…
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (trailer)
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is all, “Hey, come on, everybody, I’ve got this secret map that’s gonna help me find my career again!”
terrible movie quotes: ‘Fast Five’ (aka ‘Fast & Furious 5: Rio Heist’)
“11 million? Sounds like a whole lotta vaginal activity to me.” –Roman (Tyrese Gibson), and others…
Osama bin Laden is dead, and The Rock knew about it first: coincidence?
The Rock tweets about bin Laden’s death before anyone knew about it. Someone call Michael Bay… or did that already happen?
Fast Five (review)
I’ve gotten behind most of the Fast & Furious movies because they’ve been packed with thrillingly staged action and peopled with protagonists who walk that bad-boy line cagily enough to make rooting for them a guilty pleasure, but a pleasure nonetheless. But something is off in Fast Five. There’s something deeply unpleasant about this latest flick that prevented me from enjoying all the stuff blowing up real good.
question of the day: What would be the ultimate awful summer movie?
The blockbuster season is creeping up on us, and with it comes the specter of really really terrible movies. It’s as inevitable as sunburn, sand in your sneakers, and mosquito bites. My ultimate awful summer movie? I imagine it might look something like this…
trailer break: ‘Fast Five (aka Fast & Furious Five)’
Vin Diesel and The Rock in the same movie? Is that even legal?
trailer break: ‘Faster’ redband trailer
I can’t really tell what this movie is about except that Dwayne Johnson is really pissed…
