the Onion just makes me cry these days (and other adventures in social networking)
What my followers on Facebook, Twitter, and Google+ saw today…
What my followers on Facebook, Twitter, and Google+ saw today…
Of course it’s almost impossible to narrow it down to one scene in one movie, so feel free to pick a couple…
I think my very favorite is the prison cooking scene in GoodFellas: “He had this wonderful system for doing the garlic. He used a razor and he used to slice it so thin that it used to liquefy in the pan with just a little oil…”
I’ve got more than one. But if it’s on a channel that interrupts movies with commercials, that can kill the mood for me, and send me surfing again…
This looks like GoodFellas… but Henry Hill and the mafia could only dream of the kind of crimes Jack Abramoff committed.
Has everyone gone totally round the bend? Joseph Adama has thrown himself in with the gangsters in full, it seems. Daniel Graystone is about to go to work for them. (Has he never seen whatever the Colonial version of GoodFellas is? ‘Every since I was a kid I wanted to be a Tauron gangster…’)
In *Middle Men,* Luke Wilson invents porn on the Internet and then thinks it’s a bad idea, but no backsies, he’s stuck with the Russian mobsters who want his money and him dead… This flick sprang from (among other films)…
Ever since he was a kid, Jack Harris never wanted to be a pornographer…
“I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup.”
We know how it is: You’d like to go to the movies this weekend, but soldiers in gas masks have your town surrounded and will shoot on sight if you try to leave. But you can have a multiplex-like experience at home with a collection of the right DVDs. And when someone asks you on … more…