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Guy Ritchie

Fountain of Youth movie review: raiders of the lost art

Fri, Jun 06, 2025
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Hollywood has lost the ability to buckle swash. Guy Ritchie, shamelessly stealing from Indiana Jones, gives us a charmless treasure hunt that feels honed by corporate focus groups and cinematic SEO.

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daily stream: crime as just another form of capitalism

Fri, Aug 18, 2023
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2020’s The Gentlemen is on Prime in the US, Netflix in the UK.

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The Gentlemen movie review: sufficiently advanced crime

Thu, Jan 16, 2020
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Guy Ritchie ups his game on his signature subgenre with a hilariously sublime crime comedy that acts as mirror on the legit world and oozes with crackling cynicism about culture and politics as well.

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I’m on BBC World Service’s “The Arts Hour” again, Saturday, January 4th

Wed, Jan 01, 2020
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I’m back for my 11th appearance and the start of my fourth year as a regular recurring guest commentator on this always-fun culture-chat program…

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Aladdin (2019) movie review: cave of blunders

Wed, May 22, 2019
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The romance lacks chemistry, and the villain lacks bite. It seems embarrassed to be a musical, failing to embrace the necessary ineffable daydreaminess. Somehow even more cartoonish as live-action.

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Robin Hood (2018) movie review: it should be outlawed

Tue, Nov 20, 2018
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Ugly, garish, anachronistic like a small mean child playing with matches, and completely lacking in anything Robin Hood–y: there’s no fun, no romance, no virtue. Instead? Bizarre “aesthetics” and even worse politics.

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King Arthur: Legend of the Sword movie review: well I didn’t vote for him

Mon, May 22, 2017
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Derivative, rote, devoid of heart and hope. Guy Ritchie has found no reason to retell Arthur’s story, or to render a mythic hero as a self-serving thug.

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Victor Frankenstein movie review: monster mush

Fri, Dec 04, 2015
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A riff on the Hollywood conventions of a story we know very well already, with little new to say. James McAvoy’s mad scientist is fun to watch, though.

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E. movie review: Cold War, lukewarm

Fri, Aug 14, 2015
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Guy Ritchie’s spy-themed GQ fashion shoot. Pure popcorn nonsense, sleek and chic and vaguely funny, but instantly forgettable.

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Everyone’s Going to Die movie review: black comedy among the blues

Wed, Jun 24, 2015
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Strange and wonderful and unclassifiable in the best way, this is an unexpectedly touching and oddly funny platonic romance. Sort of.

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