things you need to know: Tyler Perry is the best-paid man in Hollywood in 2011
His secret: Perry just doesn’t make the same old shit again and again. He makes new, different shit.
Michael Bay
question of the day: What do you dread most about Brett Ratner’s upcoming Oscars ceremony?
The homophobia? The racism? The sexism? The fact that he may just blow up the auditorium in a fit of impotent childish rage?
Battleship (teaser trailer)
In case there was any doubt, there is now a genre of Hollywood film known at “The Michael Bay Movie”…
press release of the week: Relativity Media and Atlas Entertainment to Bring Voltron(TM) to Big Screen
Michael Bay hath wrought terrible things.
watch it: “Nation Somehow Failed To Predict Attack By Michael Bay”
I’m just gonna keep picking on Michael Bay till it stops being fun. Which I don’t anticipate will ever happen, actually.
watch it: “Every Michael Bay Movie In Under A Minute”
Michael Bay has his millions to keep him warm, so have at him.
watch it: Michael Bay reuses footage from ‘The Island’ in ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’
Aren’t all Michael Bay movies the same movie anyway?
watch it: “Dr Tongue’s 3D House of Stewardesses”
Much more entertaining than Michael Bay’s 3D House of Victoria’s Secret Models and Giant Robots.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (review)
Ewww. It’s got Michael Bay’s jingo-jism all over it.
Terrence Malick, Michael Bay: artists thwarted in their art by projectionists
All the experimental auteurs are passing written instructions to projectionists these days…
