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Movie 43

That Awkward Moment review: I want a shower, I want to be hosed down

Fri, Jan 31, 2014
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This is like the Mirror Universe, evil-goatee-wearing flip side of Don Jon, a pile of obnoxious, grossout junk.

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women! if they don’t get you with their knives, they’ll get you with their vaginas

Mon, Sep 30, 2013
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I’m starting to get it. Men are simply so piss-in-their-pants terrified of women that they must reduce us to bits and pieces in order to even begin to cope with the horror.

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question of the day: What’s the most inexplicable appearance by a big star in a crappy movie?

Wed, Jan 30, 2013
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Inspired by Movie 43, which distinguishes itself in this regard merely by the sheer number of incomprehensible movie-star appearances in a single film…

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Movie 43 flops because of bad weather and grumpy critics — all true! (and other adventures in social networking)

Sun, Jan 27, 2013
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