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oh-no dvd

the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Alive? Is Michael Jackson Really Dead’

Tue, Mar 01, 2011
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Sometimes it’s a chore trying to pick which of several likely candidates is the oh-no-est DVD of the week. And sometimes they send you an engraved invitation requesting the pleasure of your ridicule…

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the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Britain from the Air – Spiritual Britain’

Tue, Feb 22, 2011
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Yeah, I bet Christopher Wren was thinking, Better make sure St. Paul’s still looks awesome in case that helical air screw thingie of Da Vinci’s ever gets invented.

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the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu’

Tue, Feb 15, 2011
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“Laughs and scares in equal measure”! Zero of each is still equal…

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the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Beauty & the Briefcase’

Tue, Feb 08, 2011
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Frankly, I need more information before I can know what kind of angry to be at this…

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the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Patti Stanger: Married in a Year’

Tue, Feb 01, 2011
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This might be the saddest thing ever…

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the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Princess and the Pony’

Tue, Jan 25, 2011
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I’m gonna get a pony for my birthday!

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the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Desiring God: Finding Complete Satisfaction and Joy in God’

Tue, Jan 18, 2011
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Or, How to Have Hot Passionate Sex With Your Imaginary Friend…

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the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘The Narnia Code’

Tue, Jan 11, 2011
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It doesn’t explain why the books appeal to readers beyond those with a scholarly interest in medieval symbolism. But hey! If ordinary moviegoers and readers can be fooled into thinking this is gonna be like The DaVinci Code but more Jesus-y, who are we to quibble?

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the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Monster Mutt’

Tue, Jan 04, 2011
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For monster mutts lasting longer than four hours, consult a physician immediately…

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the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘The Killer Robots and the Battle for the Cosmic Potato’

Tue, Dec 28, 2010
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It’s enjoyable. They assure us of this, so it must be true.

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