handcrafted film criticism by maryann johanson | since 1997
Sometimes it’s a chore trying to pick which of several likely candidates is the oh-no-est DVD of the week. And sometimes they send you an engraved invitation requesting the pleasure of your ridicule…
Yeah, I bet Christopher Wren was thinking, Better make sure St. Paul’s still looks awesome in case that helical air screw thingie of Da Vinci’s ever gets invented.
“Laughs and scares in equal measure”! Zero of each is still equal…
Frankly, I need more information before I can know what kind of angry to be at this…
This might be the saddest thing ever…
I’m gonna get a pony for my birthday!
Or, How to Have Hot Passionate Sex With Your Imaginary Friend…
It doesn’t explain why the books appeal to readers beyond those with a scholarly interest in medieval symbolism. But hey! If ordinary moviegoers and readers can be fooled into thinking this is gonna be like The DaVinci Code but more Jesus-y, who are we to quibble?
For monster mutts lasting longer than four hours, consult a physician immediately…
It’s enjoyable. They assure us of this, so it must be true.
