the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Stonehenge Apocalypse’
If you were derelict enough in your cheesy-movie duties to have missed this masterpiece of awful when it aired on Syfy in June, now you have you chance to rectify this deplorable oversight.
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the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Slave’
This has absolutely no potential to be exploitive, right? Young naked blond woman with the word “slave” emblazoned behind her head? Nah…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Trek Stars Go West’
When Gene Roddenberry tried to explain to NBC execs that his new show Star Trek would be “Wagon Train to the stars,” he had some evidence to back himself up…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Sid & Marty Kroffts Saturday Morning Hits’
Could be an oh-yes! DVD if you’re looking for something to trip your brain up next time you get stoned…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘2010: Moby Dick’
I love how the trailer touts Barry Bostwick’s Golden Globe win, as if there might be some potential viewers out there for whom this would tip them over into wanting to see this. Adorable.
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Barbie As Rapunzel’
This is actually an old DVD — dating back 2002 — that’s gotten a very minor redesign (of the packaging, that is) and is back as a “new release”… just in time to cash in on what is sure to be a Rapunzel craze with Disney’s Tangled about to open.
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Hunt to Kill’
The generic title is sort of beautifully awful, but the best worst thing about the movie — apart from the former pro wrestler who stars — isn’t even mentioned in the hilariously histrionic product description…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Demon Kiss’
Who thought “Satan has an oral fixation” was a scary tagline?
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘The Search for Sherlock Holmes’
The search for who? Oh no: do we have to remind people yet again that Sherlock Holmes was never a real person, that he was a fictional invention of a writer of crime stories?
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Bikini Bloodbath Christmas’
Oh, the sweet, sweet sounds of the season: the splatter of blood, the ripping of bikinis, the bouncing of bosoms…
