the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Big Tits Zombie’
Someone please shoot me now. Or else quickly produce Big Dick Zombies posthaste.
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the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Space Chimps 2 3D’
Space Chimps was one of the worst movies of 2008, so of course they made a sequel.
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘She-Ra: 25th Anniversary Edition’
I’m trying to remember: What is the appropriate gift for the 25th anniversary of your cheesy children’s cartoon fantasy adventure series? Is this the flaming-sword anniversary? Or is it the magical-tiara one?
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Glamourpuss: The Lady Gaga Story’
Someday, in the distant future, Lady Gaga will be the boogeyman kids tell scary stories about at slumber parties. “And then, Lady Gaga snuck into the airlock and replaced everyone’s O2 with slabs of rotten meat and peacock feathers!”
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Kitten Party Holiday’
I love kittens, but I simply cannot fathom what the appeal of a kitten screensaver for your TV could be. Unless it’s meant for the family dog…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Apocalypse’
You know what I always look for in an end-of-the-world movie? Sandra Bernhard as the hero…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Alien Time Machine: Encounters From Another Dimension’
It’s both TRUE STORY *and* THE MOST AMAZING THING YOU WILL EVER WITNESS!
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Squeal’
I love the piquancy of that: It’s not just any ol’ ordinary rock group that breaks down in the middle of nowhere, it’s a *dysfunctional* rock group…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Furry Vengeance’
I had just about recovered from the ordeal of the trailer for this film, and here the wound gets ripped open again via the news of its DVD release…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Graphic Sexual Horror: Special Edition’
No, see, it’s educational, not exploitive…
