the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Cop Dog’
He’s a dog! And a ghost! And a cop!
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the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘F.A.R.T. The Movie’
According to Wikipedia: F.A.R.T. the Movie, released in 1991, is about a man named Russell who is obsessed with farting. His girlfriend Heather despises farts and becomes angry with Russell because all he does is watch television and fart. She tells him that if the television turns into fart jokes, then Russell won’t even leave … more…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Wow! Wow! Wubbzy – Wubb Idol Featuring Beyonce’
When the most awesome girl group, the WubbGirlz, featuring Beyoncé Knowles as Shine, hosts the Wuzzleburg Idol talent show, everybody in town wants to win the contest. If Wubbzy can wow the judges, he’ll get the chance to perform with Sparkle, Shimmer and Shine at their big concert in Wuzzlewood and maybe become a movie … more…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘How to Give an Angel Card Reading’
There’s no description at Amazon of what this DVD offers. I guess if it’s meant for you, you’d already know what “angel cards” are, or what can be read into them or out of them. I suppose that tarot cards are evil, and angel cards are an acceptable alternative. But when I Googled Doreen Virtue … more…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Bigfoot: Mysterious Monster’
Is it supposed to look like a Scooby-Doo mystery? Perhaps so! Peter Graves hosts this documentary, which proves beyond all doubt that Bigfoot really does exist. And it did so way back in 1975, which is why there is now a Bigfoot delegation at the UN, and why you can’t get a reservation at that … more…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Nuclear Hurricane’
A Sci Fi Channel original, of course (from back before it was Syfy): At a nuclear power plant, the cooling system becomes a problem when the mother of all storms is headed straight towards it. As the hurricane gets stronger, and with the nuclear core in serious danger of meltdown, time is not on it’s … more…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Michael Jackson: The Inside Story: What Killed the King of Pop?’
Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick? The CIA and the Mafia and the ghost of Lee Harvey Oswald? No? On June 25th, 2009 the death of Michael Jackson shook the world. With a musical legacy spanning decades, he was without doubt one of the world s most influential musicians and a true legend … more…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Adopted’
Remember, this is meant to make you want to see the movie: For hundreds of years, Africa has existed in a state of despair Famine, civil wars and rampant disease have left the continent without hope, but for the efforts of Western do-gooders. At first, they arrived with food, bibles and the magic of penicillin; … more…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Live Nude Comedy’
How much do you wanna bet that no comedians are nude here? Cuz who doesn’t want to see some pudgy naked guy shuffling around onstage while he bitches about how his girlfriend won’t go down on him, airline food sucks, and geez, these kids today, with their sexting? What’s that? No takers to my bet? … more…
