Fast & Furious 7 (aka Furious 7) movie review: head-on vehicular hard-on
Too long, too convoluted, too sentimental, and too ridiculous. Some will say those are its good points. Will they embrace the homoeroticism too?
Paul Walker
Brick Mansions review: bombs away
This absurd and pointlessly convoluted remake of a decade-old French action flick feels dated and out of step in more ways than one.
what’s the best way to honor the lives and work of famous people when they die?
Is it doing something in the spirit of their work? Is it not deifying them by pretending they were more or other than they were?
Hours trailer: Paul Walker’s last film
Goddammit. I was not a fan of the guy, but this sucks.
evening clickbait: universe, your sense of humor sucks
Stuff I found on the Net today.
how much of the success of Fast & Furious 6 is due to the diversity of its cast?
Poor Paul Walker has only Luke Evans’ villain to turn to for someone who looks most like him…
Paul Walker is an idiot abroad (Vehicle 19 review)
OMG, is this supposed to be this funny?
question of the day: What do you make of the list of the most pirated movies in 2011?
Did you download a movie illegally in 2011? You’re not alone…
Abduction (review)
I’m so excited cuz it’s like Taylor Lautner made a movie just for Team Jacob! Except he’s not a werewolf or anything silly or fantasy like that — he’s a real teenager with real problems. Like being the secret child of top international spies.
terrible movie quotes: ‘Fast Five’ (aka ‘Fast & Furious 5: Rio Heist’)
“11 million? Sounds like a whole lotta vaginal activity to me.” –Roman (Tyrese Gibson), and others…
