film criticism by maryann johanson | since 1997
This plastic horror — horrifically, it’s a musical — is a head-smackingly dumb exercise in corporate filmmaking and mercenary marketing. So crass it makes me rethink my love of the toys themselves.
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Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me)…
Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me)…
I’m about 95 percent sure this is a joke… but I wouldn’t be surprised if it weren’t, either…
It’s a Choose Your Own Adventure-type thing, according to the Sony press release about the DVD: Would-be buccaneers can even participate in the action, as PLAYMOBIL: THE SECRET OF PIRATE ISLAND features an exciting interactive storyline. At certain points throughout the story, the lead characters, Jack and Amelia, will turn to the viewers and ask, … more…
