Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“hollywood movies suck”
“american movies suck”
“tv sucks nowadays”
“drew barrymore pubic hair”
“angelina jolie body now” <-- what is wrong with you people?
“slinky pussy”
“how can i pay my citibank credit card”
“how to dress conservatively large bust”
“irish passport lawyer london” <-- I am not a fount of life advice, sorry
“american funky cars”
“american things enough”
“pornomadagascar” <-- ugh
“girls make better superheroes”
“the balance between feeling and knowing film” <-- it’s like “the difference between knowing the path and walking the path” for critics
“badass motherfucker”
“competent professional female”
“captain harkness blog” <-- is he blogging now?
“playmobil god”
“cumberbatch vs fassbender” <-- ooo
“dalek or shower” <-- I can’t even
“doctor who cheese”
“fakey animal too woman”
“how is coulson still alive” <-- you need to be Clearance Level 8 to know this
“why is london always wet” <-- ummmm....
Dalek or shower? Choose now… and be prepared to live with your choice.
Because Manchester is always whispering in her ear.
“drew barrymore pubic hair”
I’ll take this one.
will also knock out “slinky pussy”. i am not afraid.
will report back when i have answers.