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Take a look back at an old trailer… Hot Tub Time Machine has got me nostalgic for this movie… “Doctor Brown” just sounds wrong, doesn’t it? It’s Doc Brown… Interesting, too, how this trailer features actual music from the actual movie. Usually, trailers are cut so far in advance of the completion of a film … more…
Take a look back at an old trailer… This might be my most favoritest hyperbolic trailer ever. “Greatest adventure drama of the ages!” “Actual death fight of the pagan kings!” “Actually filmed in the savage heart of equatorial Africa.” And it’s all filmed on location “where no white woman had ever been before.” Because nothing … more…
I’ve always been annoyed that the subtext of most car commercials is, “If you buy this car, girls will want to fuck you,” but it ain’t even the subtext here — it’s the text:
Take a look back at an old trailer… Ah, poor Corey Haim… Lucas is available on DVD in Region 1 from Amazon.com and from Amazon.ca and in Region 2 from Amazon U.K.
Holy crap: As Margaret at Jezebel puts it: “IHOP Serves Up Pancakes With A Side Of Acid.” I’ve always thought there was something a little… creepy… about IHOP. Perhaps I have subsconscious memories of hearing this commercial in utero.
Take a look back at an old trailer… I don’t think I’ve ever seen this Disney movie… or if I have, I have no memory of it whatsoever. The thing is, maybe, that I was a little kid in the dark ages before home video. I would have had to see this in a theater … more…
Maybe if you gals didn’t put so much crap on your faces, you wouldn’t have such trouble: It’s sort of ironic, because I frakkin’ hate those tissues that come doused in lotion. Disgusting and greasy — yuck!
Take a look back at an old trailer… Salacious yet feminine! Naughty yet ladylike! Cautionary tale for innocent young wowen! Sensational entertainment for curious young men! Blonde Pickup (aka Racket Girls) is available on Region 1 DVD as part of the package Wrestling Women USA from Amazon.com and from Amazon.ca and as an “experiment” in … more…
Terrifying:
But I don’t understand: Where do you plug in the Wii nunchuk?
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