smurf me: ‘The Smurfs’ passes $500 million in worldwide box office
This smurfing ensures that we will get not just one smurfing sequel to The Smurfs, but probably three or four. Smurf.
This smurfing ensures that we will get not just one smurfing sequel to The Smurfs, but probably three or four. Smurf.
I mean, c’mon: Smurf society is the archetype of a totalitarian utopia marked by Stalinism and Nazism. Isn’t it?
How can the news of a remake of Dirty Dancing and a sequel to The Smurfs prompt so much groaning from movie devotees and yet be welcomed by more general audiences?
“Nothing like a cool breeze through my enchanted forest.” –Gutsy Smurf, the Scottish one (voice of Alan Cumming)
Smurfs earned 50 percent more at the box office than it was expected to. Why?
Blame Karl for this: he requested it.
Seriously, somebody stop me.
Fuck, these are fun.
Because I hate the little blue buggers, I could not refrain from indulging in some mad Photoshop science on ’em.
Incontinence — as the result of either as-yet untrained bowels or a terrible adult affliction — is presumed to be a major concern for the viewer here.