Because I hate the little blue buggers, I could not refrain from indulging in some mad Photoshop science on ’em.
See also Paul Wartenberg’s comment about 28 Smurfs Later, following my review of The Smurfs.
Feel free to name your own appealing Smurfs movies. The Texas Smurfsaw Massacre, maybe?
UPDATED: See also: Shaun of the Smurf and Smurflien.