curated: Star Trek Continues E09: “What Ships Are For”
I love this series!
I love this series!

The franchise finally overstays its welcome with this cacophony of CGI spectacle, a contrived and confusing plot, and a newly cruel and stupid Jack Sparrow.
I’m still absolutely thrilled at what a perfect pastiche of the original Star Trek series this fan-made project is.
Infinite facepalms in infinite combination…

Humorless, rote, clichéd, and entirely unsurprising. Antoine Fuqua attempts to recapture old Hollywood magic — and fails — rather than create his own.

This might be my favorite episode yet.

Intense action; smart, funny nods to its roots while moving in a new direction; and explicit confrontation of a problem always at the heart of Star Trek.

Like all Frazetta fantasy posters came to life all at once. A masterpiece of cinema that truly speaks to the interests of white male teenage nerds from 1987.

Could have been assembled entirely from clips from other movies — mostly the Star Wars prequels — and would have been better if it had been.

I think this is actually the weakest STC episode yet, storywise. But the original series had weak episodes, too, so that’s part of the tradition.