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The franchise finally overstays its welcome with this cacophony of CGI spectacle, a contrived and confusing plot, and a newly cruel and stupid Jack Sparrow.
I’m still absolutely thrilled at what a perfect pastiche of the original Star Trek series this fan-made project is.
Infinite facepalms in infinite combination…
Humorless, rote, clichéd, and entirely unsurprising. Antoine Fuqua attempts to recapture old Hollywood magic — and fails — rather than create his own.
This might be my favorite episode yet.
Intense action; smart, funny nods to its roots while moving in a new direction; and explicit confrontation of a problem always at the heart of Star Trek.
Like all Frazetta fantasy posters came to life all at once. A masterpiece of cinema that truly speaks to the interests of white male teenage nerds from 1987.
Could have been assembled entirely from clips from other movies — mostly the Star Wars prequels — and would have been better if it had been.
I think this is actually the weakest STC episode yet, storywise. But the original series had weak episodes, too, so that’s part of the tradition.
Explore the psyche of Captain James T. Kirk… with guest star Colin “Doctor Who No. 6” Baker!
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