new this week in U.S., Canadian, and U.K. theaters: ‘Knight and Day,’ ‘Grown Up,’ ‘Get Him to the Greek,’ ‘When in Rome,’ more

U.S. AND CANADA/OPENING WIDE Knight and Day: Tom Cruise does some spy stuff and runs around a lot, while Cameron Diaz does a lot of screaming and runs around like a girl. If you can’t make it to the multiplex, try: • The 39 Steps (1935): Robert Donat and Madeleine Carroll are mismatched maybe-spies in … more…

Knight and Day (review)

*Knight and Day* may have generic characters doing generic things in generic situations, but it’s got Movie Stars with huge white smiles looking pretty and being blandly inoffensive in exotic foreign locales. What’s that? You need more than that? Why do you hate Hollywood?

watch it: “TOM CRUISE RUNNING MONTAGE”

The caps are for extra urgency, to make you watch this now, before it has to be updated in a few minutes, when Knight and Day is released and downloads into your eyeballs more cinematic moments of Tom Cruise running: (via Cinematical)

trailer break: ‘Knight and Day’

Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Heh: Girls are dumb. They can’t even count to three. Heh heh. OMG, it’s like a 1992 action movie crashed into an idiotic rom-com. Secret agents at the wedding? High-larious! Girls in hideous bridesmaids’ dresses screaming during a car chase? High-larious! Don’t let anyone tell you Tom … more…

‘Lost’ blogging: “What Kate Does”

*Lost* doesn’t make much sense while you’re watching it. My ramblings will surely make even less sense if you haven’t seen the episode… and something may get spoiled for you that you don’t want spoiled. You have been warned.