
Crimson Peak movie review: humorous gruesome
A deliciously creepy haunted-house story. Oozes eldritch atmosphere yet plays with our genre expectations in ways that make it as funny as it is scary.

A deliciously creepy haunted-house story. Oozes eldritch atmosphere yet plays with our genre expectations in ways that make it as funny as it is scary.
I want to crawl inside this movie and curl up in its lap and stay there forever. This movie is so languid and so uncoerced. I want to keep it a secret and let everyone know about it at the same time.

It’s long past time for a reboot or a sequel. Let’s do it!
So deeply adorable.

Here are the few films coming in 2014 that are not sequels, remakes, reboots, or based on a stage show, the Bible, young-adult novels, comic books, cartoons, or — someone make it stop — toy lines.

Someone appears to believe they can control the dialogue about this film. Too late! People are already talking about it.

Think heavy-metal Lord of the Rings. With wormholes. It’s completely mad and kind of awesome.

Honestly. That’s Tom Hiddleston, arriving for the Cult Gala screening of Jim Jarmusch’s Only Lovers Left Alive.

Because Tom Hiddleston was not already awesome enough.

I’m hyperventilating from the array of overwhelming movie awesomeness before me.