2014 preview: only movies left underived

Only Lovers Left Alive Tom Hiddleston Tilda Swinton

You may find this hard to believe, but there are in fact a few films opening in 2014 that are not sequels, not remakes, not reboots, and not based on stage shows, the Bible (there’s more than one of these coming our way), young-adult novels, comic books, cartoons, or — someone make it stop — toy lines. Good luck finding anything currently scheduled for wide release in June or December that’s actually original, but here’s what you might want to keep an eye out for during the rest of the year. (Release dates are for North America.)


The Grand Budapest Hotel (March 7 limited): Wes Anderson is back with what looks like another delightful faux-retro jape, this one about a “legendary” hotel concierge played by Ralph Fiennes; the chance to see the legendarily serious actor explore his comic chops has me agog with hoped-for joy. [IMDb] [trailer]

Only Lovers Left Alive (April 11 limited; pictured above): Yes, it’s a vampire movie, but Jim Jarmusch and his stars — Tilda Swinton and everybody’s new boyfriend Tom Hiddleston — blow away cliché and all your expectations. (I’ve seen this already. It’s beyond fab.) [IMDb] [trailer]

Jupiter Ascending (July 18): The Wachowskis brew up another hero’s journey… except this time the hero’s a she. Is Mila Kunis the One? Is Earth merely a backwater in a galactic civilization? I can’t wait to find out. [IMDb] [trailer]

Into the Storm (August 8): Early buzz on this one pegs it as a found-footage(?) Twister writ large, with remarkably realistic FX, or so some early audiences have revealed. Plus, it stars Hobbit It Dwarf Richard Armitage, already well-drooled-over by lovers of Brit TV. He deserves to be a huge Hollywood star, and maybe this will be the flick that does it for him. [IMDb]

Interstellar (November 7): A science fiction could-be epic from Christopher Nolan. We don’t know much about it yet (it’s something to do with wormholes), but that’s what makes the anticipation so delicious. Nolan’s mojo plus his all-star cast — including Matthew McConaughey, Jessica Chastain, Michael Caine, Ellen Burstyn, and John Lithgow — has put this one at the top of many a film geek’s must-see list for 2014. [IMDb] [trailer]

Fury(?) (November 14): This WWII thriller is possibly still lumbered with a working title only. What we know right now is that Brad Pitt is starring for director David Ayer, who has previously given us the excellent Training Day and the even more excellent End of Watch. Can Ayer succeed outside his modern-day L.A.-cop comfort zone? The suspense is already killing me. [IMDb]


Bad Words (March 14 limited, March 28 wide): Jason Bateman directs and stars in a mean comedy about a jerk who finds a loophole in the rules and enters a junior-high spelling-bee tournament. Let the misanthropy begin. [IMDb] [trailer]

St. Vincent De Van Nuys (April 11): Another misanthropic funny (hopefully) flick, in which comedic genius Bill Murray plays a very bad influence on his child neighbor. [IMDb]

Jane Got a Gun (August 29): Natalie Portman might be badass here as a woman who has to save her outlaw husband from worse villains who want to kill him. Joel Edgerton is the ex-lover she turns to for help. Ewen McGregor is here, too, and it’s from director Gavin O’Connor, who made the very good Pride and Glory and Miracle, the fantastic Olympic ice hockey movie. The hoped-for level of awesome is high with this one. [IMDb]

The Interview (October 10): Filmmakers Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen give us Rogen and James Franco as TV journalists assigned by the CIA to kill North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un. If this is anything close to their raucously funny This Is the End, this could be very very hilarious. [IMDb]


Welcome to Yesterday (February 28): A found-footage exploration of what happens when you start fooling around with a time machine. [IMDb]

Transcendence (April 18): Johnny Depp uploads his brain into a computer, and then goes crazy. It could work. [IMDb] [trailer]

Earth to Echo (April 25): A bunch of kids find some sort of alien in the backyard. Kinda E.T.-ish, at least at limited first glance. but it’s nice to see a movie about grade-school kids that isn’t early Harry Potter. [IMDb]

The Quiet Ones (April 25): Hammer Films(!) gives us a tale about an experiment to create a poltergeist. Presumably, the experiment goes bad. Hopefully, the movie doesn’t. [IMDb] [trailer]

A Million Ways to Die in the West (May 30): Something something something cowardly gunslinger. Something something something Seth MacFarlane. Something something something new Blazing Saddles. Something something something wishful thinking? [IMDb]

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Thu, Jan 16, 2014 1:58pm

Sign me up as “cautiously hopeful”. But then I always am, until the trailer comes out. Sometimes even afterwards.

When did December become secondary blockbuster season? In my head it’s still Oscar-bait season.