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Ocean’s Thirteen (review)

Class Act

Just so you know -- because this is important when you’re talking to fans of George Clooney’s charming thief Danny Ocean -- it’s an hour and 15 minutes into Ocean’s Thirteen before he appears in a tux. Which is far too long to wait, as far as I’m concerned: valuable screen time is lost to not seeing Clooney in a tux. But no one asked this fangirl’s opinion on matters sartorial.

It is notably, though, the film critic in me realizes, that director Steven Soderbergh may have achieved a first in managing to wrangle suspense out a character’s wardrobe.

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This is all O13 is about, really: hanging out with Clooney’s (Syriana, Good Night, and Good Luck.) Danny and Brad Pitt’s (Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Troy) Rusty and the rest of the gang, getting a kick out of how clever and funny they all are as they go about their thieving and revenging, and waiting for Clooney to show up sporting so sharp and stylish a tux that it takes your breath away. (I’ve heard unsubstantiated reports that there are fans of the Ocean movies who don’t react to Clooney in this way, but scientific expeditions to unearth such bizarre creatures have thus far been unsuccessful.) And that is more than fine. I wanted to run straight home after my screening of the film to pop Ocean’s Eleven into the DVD player for 187th time, because Soderbergh and his crew could make another dozen sequels and still never re-create the kind of cinematic magic that makes that film fly, makes me never tire of it even after so many viewings I’ve got the movie memorized. But that is the curse of sequels: they rarely fail to fail to breach the unexpected and the unforeseen like their progenitors do. The best we can hope for sequels is that they are enjoyable visits with old friends. And O13 is just that.

After a disastrous trip abroad in Ocean’s Twelve, the narrative has settled back into Vegas, where it belongs. Danny reassembles the usual suspects into order to take some well-deserved revenge on casino owner Willy Bank, a snobby, arrogant, cheating bastard who bamboozled one of the Ocean gang -- Elliott Gould’s Reuben Tishkoff -- out of his share of Bank’s new hotel/casino project, and landed the poor old guy in bed and practically in a coma with a massive heart attack from the shock of betrayal, never mind the loss of a substantial investment. So Bank, it is determined, must pay with everything he has, and if it weren’t enough that we already trust Danny not to rob someone who doesn’t, heh, richly deserve it, Al Pacino (William Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice, Gigli) chews the scenery up something fierce as Bank, and makes hating him fun.

But heists are not so easy as they used to be, and Danny’s old-school, gentlemanly style of thievery faces new obstacles -- his gang are, as returning computer whiz Roman Nagel (Eddie Izzard [The Wild, The Cat's Meow], always a treat) informs Danny, “analog players in a digital world.” And now they face their most formidable opponent yet: the security supercomputer that lives in the basement of Bank’s hotel and casino and uses artificial intelligence to thwart cheating at cards, switching dice at the craps table, or anything that might prevent Bank’s profit from exceeding the gross national product of a small African country.

Of course, much of the pleasure of O13 comes in watching Danny and his pals worm their way around Bank’s countermeasures, but there is also some bittersweet and melancholy to-do about how this town is changing and how little room there is left in it for men like Danny Ocean. (Alternate title for this flick: Pirates of the Vegas Strip: At World’s End.) It’s a brave new, almost science fictional world filling up with people like Bank -- who betray the, um, pirate code of “guys that shook Sinatra’s hand” and build fantastically alien-looking hotels and trust computers over people and can be wooed by gadgets like a fancy new cell phone. And it’s an ugly and scary new world too, certainly since the appearance in late 2001 of the pre-9/11-produced Ocean’s Eleven: screenwriters Brian Koppelman and David Levien (who together wrote Walking Tall and Runaway Jury) have some fun tweaking the new and surreal security theater that we all must participate in from time to time these days, in which a cheap uniform connotes a certain trustworthiness, however unwarranted it may be.

It’s a good thing Danny and Rusty and the gang have intentions that are only good and noble -- at least as far as criminals can be -- and nonviolent. If they wanted to blow up the Strip, they’d have absolutely no problem pulling that off.

But Danny is a gentleman, and a gentle man, which is a rarity onscreen these days. And Ocean’s Thirteen is all about reminding us what classic Hollywood glamour was all about. The most startling moment of all here may be one tiny line of dialogue at the very end that includes a swear word: it’s startling because it makes us realize it’s the first time Danny’s had to resort to even this minor vulgarity. As the world -- onscreen and off -- shifts toward the vulgar, Danny remains a class act.

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viewed at a semipublic screening with an audience of critics and ordinary moviegoers
rated PG-13 for brief sensuality
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Awesome. I'm really looking forward to going to see this on Saturday afternoon.

I really liked Ocean's Eleven... it stands up quite well to repeat viewings and it's full of great lines and setups, and the break-in to the vault was well-conceived (except for one big plot hole that most people didn't notice).

Ocean's Twelve was a little disappointing to me, mostly because of the twist in how they got the egg... I hate when a movie goes through a bunch of stuff and then drops an "Ah-ha! there was a bunch of other stuff we didn't show you that completely changes everything!" bomb on you.

Brad Pitt really stands out in both movies. He's a great comedic actor and has just incredible facial expressions and deadpan delivery of lines. (Just don't ask him to cry on-screen.) Clooney, Cheadle, and Damon were all really good, too, in both flicks. And who doesn't love Eddie Izzard?

So I'm definitely looking forward to seeing Ocean's Thirteen.

I knew I was going to like this movie just by Bernie Mac's Afro.

Just got back from seeing it. It was definitely better than the second movie. The humor's all still there, the dialogue seems really natural... I loved how Linus read to Reuben, and how the Malloy brothers continue to snipe at each other. (The line about Zapata almost made me fall out of my seat. And "olive basket"? Seems like someone was channeling Tony Soprano there... "ying and yang", that sort of thing.)

MaryAnn, you're right about these movies being a class act. It's great that no one gets shot, no one really gets hurt, there's no blood (ever, I think), and really no violence beyond what's implied might happen should they cross the wrong people and get pinched. It just occurred to me that my dad, who's pretty much not a fan of cinematic violence, has Ocean's Eleven on DVD... he probably would enjoy this movie, too.

The cast obviously have good chemistry with each other and the writing continues to remain top-notch. If they can keep the quality level this high, I look forward to Ocean's Fourteen and Fifteen.

You know what? I even burst out laughing when I knew from the newspaper that Ocean's Thirteen was on! Another sequel? LOL.

I especially loved the telepathic, incomplete conversations tossed between Danny and Rusty.

Walking out of the theater after watching Thirteen, I couldn't help smiling, thinking of the open possibility for Fourteen. And I will definitely burst out again if it really comes true.

I got to admit that it`s actually noticeable that there`s no corporal violence whatsoever, and blood is out of the question here. All these things make it all right.You don`t get bored or disgusted after 15 minutes ,on the contrary,absorbed.Not every single scene appealed to me but I do appreciate the way they are put together-they are just coherent. Anyway,it`s not the kind of movies that could be classified as extremely abitious, yet the director is rather feeding us with excellent,spot-on entertainment that no-one would be ashamed of enjoying.The truth is that the cast IS actually playing an enormous part in the undertaking as well,giving us a bit of thrill*I mean,Brat Pitt,etc*.In this particular case it`s been proved that it`s not enough to branish with a gun and make a massacre around.To put it mildly- a simple story converted into a masterpiece of its kind.

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