secrets of the universe and government conspiracies found in children’s movies!!!!
It’s true. IGNORE THIS AT YOUR OWN PERIL!!!!!
The government does not want you to know this. THREATS TO ME FOR REVEALING THIS INFORMATION WILL BE FORWARDED TO LAW ENFORCEMENT!!!!
Commenter “Rachel Masters” dared to post this yesterday in response to my review of Horton Hears a Who!:
I will tell you exactly what this movie is about, but you have to have a very open mind... Watch the very beginning of the movie when the gum ball seed falls and makes it's way toward the flower...if you know this Earth's true history, that'll make sense to you. Ever heard of Nibiru?
Then, look at the struggle of discovering other worlds and...inhabitants of those worlds and making 'Contact' (another movie)...And then the struggle of telling the masses vs keeping it to yourself...look at JFK and listen to ALL his speeches, including the one about secret societies, aliens and such (youtube). They even allude to these things in the movie itself, Horton pretending to be JFK and also mentioning, mockingly and jokingly, to begin a secret society.
Oddly enough, children's movies reveal the most truth when you know the truth and accept it;)
(I still enjoy this movie, and am also a Christian)
JFK WAS TRYING TO TELL US ABOUT NIBIRU AND NO ONE LISTENED!!!! So now it’s up to Jim Carrey as a cartoon elephant to save us all! Nibiru caused the Great Flood of the Bible, and it’s where giants where from, and angels. And it’s coming back in 2012!!! PREPARE YOUR FAMILY FOR SURVIVAL. JESUS IS COMING BACK WITH NIBIRU!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! THE UN AND BARACK OBAMA AND CUBAN COMMUNISTS ARE PREPARING A NEW WORLD ORDER!!! Probably to save us all from Niburi!! But it’s being kept a secret to prevent global panic!
I received this email from “Rick” yesterday -- ON THE SAME DAY THAT RACHEL MASTERS POSTED HER COMMENT -- THINK ABOUT IT!!! About my review of Barnyard:
I was stunned by the whole bizarre mess of a movie. I don't know if you mentioned the cow (bull?) yelling out "It's A New World Order" after scaring the crap out of the nasty human. I almost fell off my chair. The udder thing was a complete mystery to me until my cousin explained the NWO's objective of blurring the lines between genders. This director is a nothing but a shill for the monsters pushing for One World Government. Ironically up until two years ago when I finally clued into the truth about 9/11 and then the NWO etc, the reference would have meant nothing to me.
The mystery is being revealed, people! THE SECRETS ARE COMING OUT! All the plans for planetary destruction and the return of Jesus and the New World Order are there IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK!!!
DO NOT let the government confiscate your copies of Looney Tunes Golden Age Collection Volume 6! It contains covert instructions on what to tell the driver of the Federal bus when it comes to take you to the reeducation camps so you get sent to the “right” one!!!
THIS IS ALL TRUE -- IGNORE IT AND DIE IN THE ARMAGEDDON!!!
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comments
posted by misterb (Wed Jul 22 09, 2:31PM)
MaryAnn,
It seems obvious that if you don't take the conspiracy theories seriously, you're part of the conspiracy. After all, you live in New York where the New World Order will be headquartered and Nibiru has a summer home.
Your sarcasm is wasted on us.
posted by Der Bruno Stroszek (Wed Jul 22 09, 2:39PM)
Boy, I would hate to be at Rick's family get-togethers.
posted by Michael (Wed Jul 22 09, 2:49PM)
C'thulhu fhtagn!
posted by Ken (Wed Jul 22 09, 3:17PM)
WHAT ABOUT THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE STARRING THE CLONE SCARLETT JOHANSSON NOT THE ORIGINAL VERSION WHO IS NICE CHRISTIAN GIRL!
posted by Mike Franklin (Wed Jul 22 09, 3:27PM)
Oh yes, Nibiru.
For anyone really interested in this subject beyond offering a guffaw or wrapping their head in tin foil, there are some good resources. But first, a basic outline…
The whole thing is a collection of various stories and theories, with the one most likely being that our solar system is actually a binary system, ie: composed of two stars and not one. From there, extracts from the Kolbrin Bible speak of the ‘Great Destroyer’ that comes around every 3600 years or so and when it does, it wreaks havoc on the planet and its human inhabitants. Add to this the theories of Zecharia Sitchin regarding ancient Sumerian texts and the Long Count, Mayan calendar, and what you get the perfect doomsday scenario.
In sum, sometime around 2012, this second star, a brown dwarf, will pass through the planetary plane dragging along its own compliment of planets, including Nibiru. This passing will cause unimaginable upheaval and by the time it finally exits, humanity is tossed back to the Stone Age.
My favorite scenario is called The Millennium Prophesy. It is very well thought out, applying the many various pieces of the puzzle into a coherent whole…
… well, if you believe in such things, anyway.
Whether you buy it our not, it is both concise and readable for either the serious follower of the subject of for anyone with an ounce of curiosity.
Recommended starting point:
http://www.millenniumprophecy.com/science.html
PS - The most recent images of Jupiter (Google: Jupiter) say that it was just smacked by some kind of asteroid or comet... which would tie in with the theory of the passage of Nibiru.
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posted by Nathan (Wed Jul 22 09, 3:58PM)
I love conspiracy theories and hidden histories and secret messages. Before the internet, I had to look for them in used paperbacks, cheap magazines, Cheeto-stained library books, or the occasional late-night tv show. But now with the internet it's an embarrassment of riches. Even a couple of cable channels get in on the act on a regular basis.
But the best thing is that out of all the thousands of crazy tales, a handful are going to turn out to be true.
posted by Michael (Wed Jul 22 09, 4:07PM)
If the Mayans are all so damn smart, why're they all dead?!
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posted by Mike Franklin (Wed Jul 22 09, 4:21PM)
"If the Mayans are all so damn smart, why're they all dead?!"
Well, they aren't quite dead. Like the Romans, Greeks, Persians, Mongols and all those who once had great empires; they merely exist today under another name... another flag.
posted by Michael (Wed Jul 22 09, 4:35PM)
I was being facetious. :D
posted by Derek (Wed Jul 22 09, 4:44PM)
When I saw those big patches of all-caps text I thought "Oh no, MaryAnn's site has been hacked!"
Unless... what if it has? OMG... it's all right there! Anagrams!
1. "This is all true ignore it and die" = "Shit, it denaturalised religion!"
2. Horton JFK Contact Nibiru = "Fuck Robin, join trot, natch."
posted by JoshB (Wed Jul 22 09, 5:11PM)
Actually, the other star in our solar system is named Lucifer. Lucifer was once the planet Jupiter, but nuclear fusion was triggered in its atmosphere by a godlike alien race in order to seed life on the moon Europa.
posted by Gia (Wed Jul 22 09, 10:14PM)
Ow. MaryAnn, did you know that Diet Pepsi through the nose hurts?
posted by Danny (Thu Jul 23 09, 10:05AM)
So many people talk about the NWO and all this as so evil, and blah blah blah. I think you're all being fooled into being scared of the wrong people. If, (as the tin foil hat sporting bunch would have you beleive)The NWO, lead by the US wanted to take over the whole world, and make us all "one" actually wanted to round up Americans and put us all in camps blah blah blah they simply couldn't do it. Visit your local Wal-Mart at Christmas, look at those people going ape-poo over the last Elmo toy on the shelf, and tell me honestly that you're going to get those people to report to a camp, or get on a bus to go be brainwashed. Come on, really? The Army's of the world are not enough to make the Wal-Mart shoppers of the world do anything they don't wanna do.
That aside, how exactly would a world run under the ideals of the USA be bad? Peace, freedom, and justice for all.
The devils are those who would tell you our gov is out to kill us all. The real anti-christs are those who would have you think the whole planet is in some great peril of conspericy, and at any moment the new SS will appear at your door to take you to a death camp for watching YouTube. Come on people wake up!
I even saw one report where Price Charles was the Anti-Christ and would head the NWO after it's great big take over lol REALLY? The man can't even tie his own shoes, and is a total dope, yet he's the head of some coming new world order? Please.
posted by bronxbee (Thu Jul 23 09, 11:04AM)
@danny: "...your local Wal-Mart at Christmas, look at those people going ape-poo over the last Elmo toy on the shelf, and tell me honestly that you're going to get those people to report to a camp, or get on a bus to go be brainwashed."
those people are *already* brainwashed! otherwise, they wouldn't be convinced to crowd into the aisles of our current Overlord, WalMart, looking to buy an overpriced, cheaply made in china toy for their kid who will look at for all of 10 seconds!
posted by Tonio Kruger (Thu Jul 23 09, 4:08PM)
While, of course, all those people lining up to buy I-phones are too smart to be brain-washed...
posted by Hypocee (Thu Jul 23 09, 4:32PM)
I'm sorry, I'm not treating you as an enemy or a Believer here, Mike - my brain just threw up two snarks that I can't keep inside today.
Now I know how to find out what this "Jupiter" is!...yet again.
posted by Mike Franklin (Thu Jul 23 09, 4:49PM)
@Hypocee-
I appreciate the qualifications to your comments.
In truth, adding things like pointers for more information, is a habit I got into with my own blog... and when commenting at sites like ATS. (No pointers on that one, lol)
It was merely a courtesy and wasn't to insinuate that anyone was beyond figuring it out.
Cheers :)
posted by aquila6 (Thu Jul 23 09, 5:15PM)
Actually, the other star in our solar system is named Lucifer. Lucifer was once the planet Jupiter, but nuclear fusion was triggered in its atmosphere by a godlike alien race in order to seed life on the moon Europa.
Josh, that doesn't happen until next year. But good to see you read ACC's books.
posted by MaryAnn (Thu Jul 23 09, 11:06PM)
Oh, there's always one. :->
But I kid.
I *loved* shit like *In Search Of...* and *Project Blue Book* as a kid. But these days I see how no one can keep their mouths shut about how Britney Spears doesn't strap her kids into a carseat, and so how could anyone ever keep the secert of how the Jews and the blacks and the liberals are trying to force the New World Order down our throats?
posted by Mike Franklin (Fri Jul 24 09, 8:39AM)
Yeah, the web is a conspiracy theorist's buffet, to be sure. But on the flipside of that, there's no shortage of things to read when the daily newspaper is packed to the gills with stories about Britney an her unbelted progeny or somebody being labeled as a racist for hanging a noose as a Halloween decoration.
Personally, I think it would all be a lot better if we stopped worrying about what everyone else was eating, drinking, smoking and driving and spend more time getting our own lives squared away :)
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