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Illegal Aliens (review)

It’s supposed to be making fun of bad sci-fi movies, but really, it’s just an example of same, right down to the broads with huge tits and skimpy wardrobes bouncing around in front of the camera. The only thing that makes this flick and the huge bouncing tits even remotely notable is that two of the boobs belong to Anna Nicole Smith — this is the last movie she made before her death. She does not distinguish herself, even grading on the bimbo curve, and the desperate attempt at high camp is alternately awful, stupid, and boring. No one involved seems to realize that the hard they try, the more painful the result, and that high camp can only be achieved accidentally. Extras include filmmaker commentary, a making-of featurette, deleted scenes, bloopers, and more. [buy at Amazon]

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MPAA: not rated

viewed at home on a small screen

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