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trailer break: ‘G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra’ Super Bowl teaser

Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer…

Ooo, the Eiffel Tower is gonna collapse! How very Independence Day.

I must be getting old: the most exciting things in this trailer to me are Christopher Eccleston as the villain and Dennis Quaid in uniform. Is it too much to expect that the movie will consist entirely of them yelling at each other, and then maybe giving in to their irresistible desire for some hot smooching?

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra opens in the U.S. on August 7 and in the U.K. on August 14.

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