caption this! image from Shane Acker’s ‘9’

New fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.

So here’s an early peek at Shane Acker’s 9, a feature-length adaptation of his own short film (which you can watch here), produced by Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov and scheduled for release on 9-9-09, of course.


The synopsis, courtesy of Focus Features:

A new era in animated storytelling begins on 9.9.09. Visionary filmmakers Tim Burton (The Corpse Bride, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory) and Timur Bekmambetov (Wanted, Nightwatch) join forces to produce wunderkind director Shane Acker’s distinctively original and thrilling tale. 9 stars Elijah Wood, John C. Reilly, Jennifer Connelly, Martin Landau, Christopher Plummer and Crispin Glover and features the music of Danny Elfman.

When 9 (The Lord of the Ring’s Elijah Wood) first comes to life, he finds himself in a post-apocalyptic world. All humans are gone, and it is only by chance that he discovers a small community of others like him taking refuge from fearsome machines that roam the earth intent on their extinction. Despite being the neophyte of the group, 9 convinces the others that hiding will do them no good. They must take the offensive if they are to survive, and they must discover why the machines want to destroy them in the first place. As they’ll soon come to learn, the very future of civilization may depend on them.

Watch the teaser trailer here, and visit the film’s official site or IMDB page for more info.

Caption away…

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bitchen frizzy
bitchen frizzy
Wed, Jul 08, 2009 1:12pm

The Tin Gyro-Captain

Victor Plenty
Victor Plenty
Wed, Jul 08, 2009 1:14pm

“That’s right! I’m so steampunk, I’ve got goggles to wear on top of my goggles!”

Michael
Wed, Jul 08, 2009 1:28pm

“I learned this finger trick from E.T.!”

C. David Dent
Wed, Jul 08, 2009 1:53pm

Pull my finger.

marshall myers
marshall myers
Wed, Jul 08, 2009 2:19pm

“Oh my god! It’s Michael Bay! Run!”

Brian
Brian
Wed, Jul 08, 2009 2:56pm

And now, Mel Gibson’s Mayan puppet epic, Asockalypto.

Martin
Martin
Wed, Jul 08, 2009 3:41pm

As the days of isolation went by, he slowly crowned himself king of the sock people.

Ryan H
Ryan H
Wed, Jul 08, 2009 5:46pm

Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…

Bill
Bill
Wed, Jul 08, 2009 5:51pm

You never close your eyes
anymore
when I kiss your lips…

CoriAnn
CoriAnn
Wed, Jul 08, 2009 7:34pm

And over there is the switch that controls this really cool lighting effect behind me. Nifty, don’t ya think?

Tonio Kruger
Tonio Kruger
Wed, Jul 08, 2009 8:55pm

ONE…singular sensation…every single move he makes…

Bzero
Thu, Jul 09, 2009 12:59am

@Ryan H ha!