trailer break: ‘All About Steve’

Take a break from work: watch a trailer…

Oh, it’s about a stalker girl! Isn’t that hilarious? Sandra Bullock comes on too strong for poor wittle Bradley Cooper that he just has to run away… and then she chases him.

I’ve paused 68 seconds into the trailer to get that paragraph above down, and already I’ve lost track of all the ways in which this makes me want to scream.

[okay, starting up the trailer again…]

Why is Sandra Bullock acting like she’s 12 years old? Is that supposed be to “cute” on a 45-year-old woman? Who is this movie aimed at, d’you think? Little girls who should might as well learn now that the world has no use for grownup woman? Or grownup women who might as well learn how to start acting like little girls if that want to snag the likes of Bradley Cooper?

What money says she ends up with Thomas Haden Church, and doesn’t deserve him, either? Or will it be the tedious stalking-really-does-work-to-catch-a-spouse tripe again?

All About Steve opens in the U.S. on September 4, and in the U.K. on January 15, 2010.

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