trailer break: ‘All About Steve’

Take a break from work: watch a trailer…


Oh, it’s about a stalker girl! Isn’t that hilarious? Sandra Bullock comes on too strong for poor wittle Bradley Cooper that he just has to run away… and then she chases him.

I’ve paused 68 seconds into the trailer to get that paragraph above down, and already I’ve lost track of all the ways in which this makes me want to scream.

[okay, starting up the trailer again…]

Why is Sandra Bullock acting like she’s 12 years old? Is that supposed be to “cute” on a 45-year-old woman? Who is this movie aimed at, d’you think? Little girls who should might as well learn now that the world has no use for grownup woman? Or grownup women who might as well learn how to start acting like little girls if that want to snag the likes of Bradley Cooper?

What money says she ends up with Thomas Haden Church, and doesn’t deserve him, either? Or will it be the tedious stalking-really-does-work-to-catch-a-spouse tripe again?

All About Steve opens in the U.S. on September 4, and in the U.K. on January 15, 2010.

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Karla
Karla
Sat, Sep 05, 2009 3:05am

Women who hate this movie is because they just happened to be bitter old feminist or bitter old married women who prefer to be pleased instead of pleasing! I happened to be a bright 35 yr old single,but hot and fun woman who dates men in their 20’s just because I can! I’m not saying women should just stop acting their age; I’m just saying not to hate us just ’cause we are bright and beautiful and just happened to know what we want! I really don’t like when some women start banging on other women just because of their own insecurity and/or ideologies. Women!!!! Hello!!! We are just as good as any men. When are we going to be allowed to act just like them!!!!! Sandra Bullock doesn’t portray a Bimbo, she portrays women who really, really know what they want! I’m so watching this movie, and so are all my friends :) Booooooo for all of you who think otherwise.