Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.
Is this a vase I see before me?:
Lionsgate tells us about the film:
A low-ranking intelligence operative (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) working in the office of the U.S. Ambassador in France takes on more than he bargained for when he partners with a wisecracking, fast-shooting, high-ranking U.S. agent (John Travolta) who’s been sent to Paris to stop a terrorist attack.
From Paris with Love opens in the U.S. and Canada on February 5, and in the U.K. on March 5.
Visit From Paris with Love’s IMDB page or official site for more info.
Caption away…
“Here, we’ll give you this nice vase if you leave the theatre right now and don’t tell anyone you saw this.”
the note in the vase says: If you are reading this, you are the new Mod Squad!
Say cheeeeeese!
Damn, we need a diversion!
Take that and rub it on your head until it starts a fire!
Oh… this wasn’t the kind of teabagging we had in mind…
“Look, we don’t have to explain our love to anyone!”
“Lady and the Tramps”
“Say hello to my henchmen, ham and cheese.”
“Say hello to my henchmen, Mr. Ming and Mr. Clean.”
“No one escapes my vase-like grip.”
“The Class of ’83 Bathroom Stall Reunion was a great success”
“I bet you twenty bucks you can’t eat the whole Ming”
“Oh no officer! It’s not what you think. We just needed a third for the “Min” theme party we’re going to. Ming china, Ming the Merciless and uh, Mink here”
“After they tried to steal the vase and the wax sculpture from the museum, John and Jon’s bribe to the security guard turned out to be sadly deficient.”
Still more entertaining than Jay Leno.
k, just to be clear, IF I can carry THIS absurdly large priceless vase through THIS entire movie minefield with THIS maniac Travolta guy, I will win…what?
On their embarrassing discovery that they can’t seem to decide things like adults JRM whispers to Melissa Mars to settle it once and for all…
JRM: OK here’s the thing, if I give you back the pantyliners, will you let me keep the vase instead of him?
JT to JRM: I don’t want her, I want the vase…
Melissa to JT: But I want you not the pantliners…
Pantyliners and Vase together: oh brother…