caption this! image from ‘Legion’

Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.

Angel of hawtness:


Screen Gems tells us about the film:

An out-of-the-way diner becomes the unlikely battleground for the survival of the human race. When God loses faith in Mankind, he sends his legion of angels to bring on the Apocalypse. Humanity’s only hope lies in a group of strangers trapped in a desert diner and the Archangel Michael.

Legion opens in the U.S. and Canada on January 22, and in the U.K. on March 5.

Visit the film’s IMDB page or official site for more info.

Caption away…

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William Goss
Wed, Jan 13, 2010 11:36pm

“Man, Jennifer Connelly REALLY doesn’t care for back hair…”

funWithHeadlines
funWithHeadlines
Wed, Jan 13, 2010 11:39pm

“And that one I got at 16 when I was drunk in Tijuana.”

Accounting Ninja
Accounting Ninja
Wed, Jan 13, 2010 11:59pm

“Dude…where’d my wings go?”

JoshB
JoshB
Thu, Jan 14, 2010 12:09am

“Can’t…reach…sweet merciful God, it ITCHES!”

bats :[
bats :[
Thu, Jan 14, 2010 12:25am

“Goddammit! It really does translate as “Moo Goo Gai Pan”!”

Hank Graham
Hank Graham
Thu, Jan 14, 2010 3:46am

After the wings, shaving around the smooth lack of genitals was going to be a snap.

JSW
JSW
Thu, Jan 14, 2010 4:11am

“You bastards! You dirty bastards! Give me back my hand!”

andy
Thu, Jan 14, 2010 5:44am

“I’m sure Travolta never went through this crap when he played an angel”

Kaithymos
Kaithymos
Thu, Jan 14, 2010 5:55am

“John G. raped and murdered my wife – find him and kill him.”

TommyB
TommyB
Thu, Jan 14, 2010 6:14am

Note to self:
No more having my shopping list tatooed on me
while I’m drunk by a guy poppin’ acid!

TommyB
TommyB
Thu, Jan 14, 2010 7:20am

Yeah, follow the white rabbit.
But where has it gone?

Psyclone
Psyclone
Thu, Jan 14, 2010 9:36am

“After one too many drinks, Lance Henriksen decides to make an ill advised entry in the Mass Effect 2 Release Party Cosplay Contest as Subject Zero.”

PaulW
PaulW
Thu, Jan 14, 2010 10:37am

Damn you William Goss, you took my Jennifer Connelly reference!

Sigh… gotta think up a new one now… lessee…

“I hope that naked Bettie Page tattoo doesn’t come back to bite me on the ass… oh wait, it’s a living tattoo… and it IS BITING MY ASS! AAHHHHHHHH…”

Muzz
Muzz
Thu, Jan 14, 2010 11:11am

The trageedy of home tattoos

If..you can read this, your too c…
“Dammit!”
“…you’retoo cl…
“Gahhh!”

LaSargenta
LaSargenta
Thu, Jan 14, 2010 11:40am

Christ! Another zit!

David Cornelius
David Cornelius
Thu, Jan 14, 2010 1:17pm

“Kick Me”? Not again…

Andrew
Andrew
Thu, Jan 14, 2010 1:22pm

“So if I look at the script in the mirror, maybe…

Nope, still makes no sense.”

Bluejay
Bluejay
Thu, Jan 14, 2010 1:37pm

“Nope, that’s still not it… How the hell do I get my hand shadow to look like Louis Armstrong??”

Susan
Susan
Thu, Jan 14, 2010 2:18pm

“God damn it, you made me drop my marker,”